Work: Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice...

By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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Locked

By Anonymous - 19/05/2024 06:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I was in a rush and didn't notice that the bathroom stall I chose at work had a broken lock. Halfway through my business, a coworker barged in. We locked eyes for an awkward eternity. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2015 02:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML

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By angie24w - 07/08/2018 23:30

Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML

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Patience

By ToiletProblems - 06/02/2019 07:00 - United States - Northbrook

Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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By please knock - 13/09/2016 23:26 - United States - Needham

Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML

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By slashteddy - 09/09/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2014 03:02 - Canada - Rosthern

Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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alyspar2 5

Wednesday 7 March 2012 22:25

Creeper status.

SkoomaKi 27

Wednesday 7 March 2012 22:27

It was 50/50. Next time bring pepper spray.

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desireev 17

Wednesday 7 March 2012 22:56

Why is that relevant? The restroom stalls are still messed up and some perv still creeped in on OP. Gender is not relevant in this situation...

blakemorton1994 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 22:57

Two minutes? Damn sounds like number 2 to me:)

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 7 March 2012 23:02

Pee directly on the crack in the wall. Problem solved.

micahsmommy 13

Thursday 8 March 2012 1:41

Only if you're a guy. Not sure how a girl would manage that. :)

kkillaj 5

Thursday 8 March 2012 1:49

I do

benmec 18

Thursday 8 March 2012 3:23

Wether you're a boy or a girl, just do like the monkeys. Throw some poop at them. Always a win win!

Sumo69 9

Wednesday 7 March 2012 23:11

Sounds to me like that person might be curious on how things work down there if it was me I would've give him or her a tour

chels1994 11

Wednesday 7 March 2012 23:16

Creepers these days

billybob1890 10

Wednesday 7 March 2012 23:29

Next time you see an "eye" throw some shit throught the hole. HA HA! FYL

aquaeyedsiren 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 23:33

giggity....

MargieDrury 1

Thursday 8 March 2012 1:07

Lmao!

Reaper72 4

Wednesday 7 March 2012 23:38

What's with everyone asking which one the OP picked? Really people? FYL

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 7 March 2012 23:38

Really? Are you 6? I thought 13 was the minimum age here.

fsamslife92 8

Thursday 8 March 2012 0:08

Should have gone with the broken lock.

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