By HR - 16/12/2011 21:13 - United States

Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML
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Drigr 9

I have to get mine pulled soon so I can empathize..

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Troll_spray 6

Am i the only one that op is a douche for making fun of the dude?

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The_Weirdo 10

Wait, what? If you think he was making fun of someone, you need to re-read the post.

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Troll_spray 6

Ooops sorry lol did read it wrong.... *goes to corner*

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FrownUrBrown 3

hahahahahahah loser.

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Sirin_fml 46

Hahahaha, insulting people from behind a computer screen. If the OP is a loser, you both would be soul-mates.

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monkeysareyummy 0

BOOM! Get smoked.

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flockz 19

welcome to Sirin's shitlist, brownfrown.

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monkeysareyummy 0

I'd say half chipmunk..

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Im sure that the elephant man would find you very attractive dont you think?

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flockz 19

so you can give toothless ******** on one side of your mouth? sounds like a business opportunity to me.

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nikeiro 3

I had my bottom two taken out during summer, looked like I had a golf ball in each cheek and I was bed-ridden for four days, couldn't do anything for the following week, lived on mashed potatoes and ice cream for about ten days and my beach trip sucked because of it. My brother got all four of his removed last week, has no swelling AT ALL, is going out and walking around the house, and can eat anything almost he wants because he is feeling no discomfort whatsoever. Lucky bastard.

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pdp_fml 21

When you are having 3rd molar extractions, it depends a lot on how difficult the extractions were. If you had the molars deeply embedded in the jawbone, it is a lot more difficult to the dentist to remove and thus you will have more swelling and complications afterwards.

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nikeiro 3

^^^^ TMI - Yeah, that was most likely the reason. The first one went out relatively easy. The second one, though. The surgeon said, "Hmm, this one's going to be hard to get out," and had to extend the incision, it went past the sedated area in my mouth so it stung quite a bit. I started crying and had a panic attack on the chair, lmao. The stitches made it difficult for me to open my mouth more than half an inch the first few days, and that sucked too. This just makes me even more jealous of my brother, lmao.

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anjtrg_1112 23

FYL, that really sucks. Hopefully you won't look like that for too long, but I'm sure it doesn't look too bad though ^.^

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amyx231 6

i hear you. i had all 4 done at once, because insurance only pays anesthesia once (i know, right). At least you can eat solid food on one side. Don't worry, the swelling is transient. Take some ibuprofen or something.

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sabrinaFML 0

FYL hope the swelling heals quickly ^.^

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