Geez. Last time I gave notice I was just let go on the spot, but that's even worse.

Rent a power sucking high output heater for two weeks use their power and make yourself comfortable. One of those jet blowers. Get a blowup Palm tree and wear a loud Hawaiian shirt turn the punishment into a party. What are they going to do? Fire you?

Sounds like that one guy from office max. He made the quote "have you seen my stapler, it's a swing line."

So... yeah i'm gonna have to ask you to go ahead and take care of the cockroach infestation down here... there's a can of raid on your desk... oo and the rats like to nibble on ankles down here... so... if you could just go ahead and take care of that... it'd be greeeeeaaaaaat... mmmmk? thanks a bunch.

quit then. you don't deserve to be treated like that. some companies take things too personally.

"If they don't give me back my stapler I'm going to burn this place to the ground"

I bet you are glad you are leaving from that hell hole. Well if he stuck you in the basement. Don't do my work.

Set the building on fire mate ! And tell police he did it ! ;)

I...I...I can light the building on fire (see what i did there)

I say stick it out. I will suck, but he obviously moved you to get you to quit sooner. you can do it OP you can make it through this.