Work: Today, I handed my boss my 2 weeks' notice. 20 minutes later,...

By M. Night Shytefuck - 20/01/2015 22:52 - United States - Plattsmouth

Today, I handed my boss my 2 weeks' notice. 20 minutes later, I was doing my work alone in the very cold basement of the building. My boss claimed it was a routine relocation planned months in advance. It's going to be a long 2 weeks. FML

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By ohwell - 01/09/2016 17:49 - United States - Arlington

Today, I handed in my 2 weeks notice, since I have to leave for college soon. My boss told me it was fine, then cut all my remaining shifts. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2019 00:00

Today, my roommate served me with a two-week’s notice to vacate the apartment, the day before I leave for 10 days of working in a completely different city 150 miles away. FML

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By BoldMoveCotton - 15/06/2016 21:30 - United States - Pleasant Hill

Today, I put in my two-week notice. My boss responded by saying, "Okie dokie" and hanging up. Guess they were glad to be rid of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2017 16:00

Today, I got a phone call from my boss, who'd hired me after two months of waiting and begging for this position. A week into the job, the company is closing our store. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 19:38 - United States

Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML

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By Professionally Curtious - 09/07/2017 18:30

Today, I was offered my dream job. When I gave my current employer my 2+ weeks notice so they'd have time to find a replacement, I was told to pack up and leave immediately. Now I'm out a month's pay because I gave notice instead of just leaving. FML

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Work sucks, I know

By BadKitty42 - 14/12/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, it was my last day at work. I was offered a better job and accepted. Not wanting to leave my present boss hanging, I asked for time to give notice. While I trained my replacement, the owner at the new job had time to think about how slow the season is, and he decided not to fill the position. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 16:42 - United States

Today, I gave my two weeks notice at work. My boss sighed with relief and muttered, "Thank God." FML

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By hard worker - 22/08/2016 01:03

Today, I gave my boss two weeks notice for me leaving work, as I had received a better job offer with twice the pay. I thought he took it well until I heard him mutter under his breath, "About fucking time." FML

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Thanks, I hate this

By duCOQUELICOT - 13/06/2016 19:29 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, after being told two weeks ago that my contract would be renewed, my boss managed to tell me that actually he had other applicants for the job. I will be let go, but he offered me two months extra so I could finish the projects he had me working on. FML

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Wednesday 21 January 2015 6:01

I have a feeling you're about to come down with a very nasty flu that will keep you out of work for, oh, about 2 weeks.

jttorkildson 21

Wednesday 21 January 2015 5:58

I'm pretty sure there are laws about providing a suitable work environment.

Comments

DirectorLincoln 12

Wednesday 21 January 2015 15:07

Does anyone else see op's boss being Bill Lumbergh? No? Okay. -_-

gloriousjohnson 3

Wednesday 21 January 2015 15:34

wasn't this a seinfeld episode?

FunGhoost 10

Wednesday 21 January 2015 15:39

Since you will be alone... Bring portal tv 5 Space heaters Snacks Time to have a two weeks long party

SlashingAverV2 20

Wednesday 21 January 2015 15:41

This is why we can't have nice things.

xluciferx666 21

Wednesday 21 January 2015 16:47

Time to pull a Milton from office space

Badkarma4u 17

Wednesday 21 January 2015 17:04

You should write a program that takes a fraction of a penny and deposits it in an account, be careful getting caught could land you in federal pound me in the ass prison.