By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 17:55 - United States - Newport

Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML
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kaylamarriee 10

Damn, that sucks. Sorry Op! Congrats on the engagement though :)

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ethan_unoxx 29

your dad is mean. but congratulations on your engagement. have a nice honeymoon

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SatinsNightmares 17

Wow! What an asshole. What kind of thing to say is that? Would think he would support his daughter's marriage.

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Zomg_Okay 26

Son's* marriage. Your point still stands, of course. The father sounds like an awful excuse for a human being.

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23lf 16

Well, now you know what NOT do in the marriage, thanks to your asshole of a dad. Gratz OP

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Respect101 17

Not get ED? Or not be a dick? Or both? I would probably be a little on the grouchy side if I had ED. But that's still no excuse to be an ass about your child's marriage.

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tony1891 22

guess Someone is not gonna be invited to the wedding then

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ArashiGirl 13

...We sure your dad and my dad aren't the same guy?

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nitrog100 21

To be fair, I would probably be thinking something along the same lines if my brother told me he was getting married. I wouldn't say it out loud, but my feigned happiness would be pretty weak.

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