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By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 17:55 - United States - Newport

Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 23:16 - Switzerland - Saint Gallen

Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML

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By fuck off, dad - 04/04/2014 21:31 - Colombia

Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML

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By Googlebug - 01/11/2010 10:15 - United States

Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML

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By Toloveornottolove - 12/06/2016 16:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML

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You deserved it 1 122

By Congrats? - 27/10/2015 15:16 - United States - Charleston

Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML

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You deserved it 1 860

By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 050

Charming dude

By unzucht - 30/05/2012 16:45 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner, followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant. My father visibly scoffed, and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot". Wonderful. FML

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You deserved it 2 491

By rowie1311 - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

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You deserved it 31 057

By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 00:07 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML

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kaylamarriee 10

Tuesday 12 August 2014 22:51

Damn, that sucks. Sorry Op! Congrats on the engagement though :)

thatoneninjadude 14

Tuesday 12 August 2014 22:51

thats just rude

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lina21 12

Wednesday 13 August 2014 8:32

Wow OP. Bitter divorce between your parents? Regardless, sorry he rained on your parade

iatopg 9

Wednesday 13 August 2014 13:39

congrats on the engagement!

someguyhere 12

Wednesday 13 August 2014 15:38

Most people that know their parents will know their reactions before hand... Just saying.

withasmile 3

Wednesday 13 August 2014 16:49

Don't invite him and congratulations!

derpyxmufffins 8

Wednesday 13 August 2014 17:39

That's pretty dickish, But anyways congrats on the engagement :)

Ki11erC 18

Thursday 14 August 2014 4:19

Lol

foreveralonek 15

Thursday 14 August 2014 7:28

Haha

miss_amphetamine 24

Thursday 14 August 2014 16:07

Who cares? That's not an FML; it's FHL for being a grumpy old asshole. Congratulations on the engagement! :)

kibranoz_fml 3

Monday 18 August 2014 4:28

Get a new dad this one is a damn rude **** sucking ************

kcgatsby 8

Monday 18 August 2014 13:16

marriage is between 2 person, you shouldn't let rest affect you. :)

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