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By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 17:55 - United States - Newport

Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 23:16 - Switzerland - Saint Gallen

Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML

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By fuck off, dad - 04/04/2014 21:31 - Colombia

Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML

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By Googlebug - 01/11/2010 10:15 - United States

Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML

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By Toloveornottolove - 12/06/2016 16:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML

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By Congrats? - 27/10/2015 15:16 - United States - Charleston

Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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Charming dude

By unzucht - 30/05/2012 16:45 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner, followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant. My father visibly scoffed, and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot". Wonderful. FML

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By rowie1311 - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 00:07 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML

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kaylamarriee 10

Tuesday 12 August 2014 22:51

Damn, that sucks. Sorry Op! Congrats on the engagement though :)

thatoneninjadude 14

Tuesday 12 August 2014 22:51

thats just rude

Comments

Axel5238 29

Wednesday 13 August 2014 0:08

Congrats OP and sorry your father reacted that way. Though, if he does have ED and is in the process of divorce he is going to be going through a lot. Don't take it personally. He didn't say he isn't happy for you, he's gonna have a lot to work through going through divorce and probably has some emotional work to do.

TogeBara 12

Wednesday 13 August 2014 0:14

Just because he is going through things in his personal life, does not mean he has the right to snap off after someone makes an announcement about their lives getting better. No excuse for that sort of behavior from a family member.

Hiktmae 20

Wednesday 13 August 2014 0:16

Are there people on here who just go through and click the "you deserve it" button? It baffles me how many people vote that on some of these posts...

twodotgirl 8

Wednesday 13 August 2014 0:30

that sucks ur dad seems like a dick

skittyskatbrat 19

Wednesday 13 August 2014 0:44

Your dad is just a real softy, isn't he? What a jerk.

678bebe 15

Wednesday 13 August 2014 1:00

that's rude but congratulations on the engagement

Saraishi 24

Wednesday 13 August 2014 1:21

Some people just want to make others miserable when they are in the dumps. F them. Congratulations on your wedding OP, may it be a happiness filled marriage.