By constipated - 03/06/2017 02:00

Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML
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arioch_fml 20

So fake, Op you're full of shit.

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MisterKnowItAll 15

I would say the shit hit the fan, but you're not getting any shit.

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arioch_fml 20

So fake, Op you're full of shit.

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EstrangedWife 3

You were fired for not going to the bathroom. You worry the customers. This is an obvious YDI *joking*

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Glowworm56 26

They made you go because you weren't able to.

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CrusnikRoxas 20

Oh man, now this story I have to hear xD Still bit of a....shit situation :p

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bobsanction 18

I'm guessing you didn't give a shit?

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RichardPencil 30

I'm sorry, butt when you have a shitty job, you have to produce.

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