When I thought I had money By Lewis - 23/12/2018 19:00 Greedy Catto! I agree, your life sucks 240 You deserved it 70 Share Tweet Share
Today, I got into an argument with my boyfriend, who recently had to move away, about not calling me enough. Apparently his moving had meant that we were now taking a break, he just forgot to talk it over with me. He still wants to visit, and keep the relationship in bed alive though. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 669 You deserved it 4 364
Today, I really wanted to spend a night of passion with my lover, so I'd arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number, and waited for him in a super-sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it slowly and enticingly, assuming it was him. It was room service. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 406 You deserved it 11 953
Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML I agree, your life sucks 12 691 You deserved it 50 414
Today, I finally had an weird sex dream after a long time. I was the center of attention of a group of guys, but on closer look, they were all clones of my husband. Multiple copies of my husband. Guess I'm monogamous for life. FML I agree, your life sucks 721 You deserved it 407
Today, I have mono. This means I need to sleep a lot, under doctor's orders. My dad has decided it's okay to to play loud bluegrass music and leave the TV on old movies in which women scream hysterically at all hours, and gets pissed at me when I tell him to turn it down. I feel like an old man raising a manchild. FML I agree, your life sucks 482 You deserved it 81
Today, I had to perform with my orchestra at an event. I hadn't eaten at all because I had to get my blood sugar tested. During the middle of a song, I passed out. No one helped me and no one stopped playing, "because the song wasn't over and they didn't want to ruin the performance." FML I agree, your life sucks 31 716 You deserved it 6 270
Today, during a meal out with my team and bosses, I wasn't drinking. The waiter complained, "If you're not ordering alcohol, how am I supposed to take advantage of you later?" I'm not sure what's worse, the rapey pre-dinner joke or the awkward silence as my colleagues looked on. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 927 You deserved it 2 511
Today, I'm stressing over travel plans yet again. My wife wants to fly standby but the changes in our plans stress me out so much I would rather spend the money. FML I agree, your life sucks 368 You deserved it 95