Work: Today, I have a new boss. She claims to be a professional Angry... - FML

By Username - 22/04/2011 14:42

Today, I have a new boss. She claims to be a professional Angry Birds player. FML

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By lauziej93 - 10/11/2015 09:24 - Spain - Logro?o

Today, my mother-in-law became my boss. FML

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By unemployed - 21/05/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired she is with my constant bullshit. Already pissed off, I retorted that she's a bitch and should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband on her Bluetooth headset. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2014 08:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I shouldn't have told my boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML

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By raquelcita - 26/08/2016 06:05 - United States - Winter Park

Today, I went to my boss with concerns that my manager is dumping her responsibilities on me. He agreed and told me to just do whatever she wants. She gets paid twice as much as me to talk on her cellphone all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 21:48 - United States

Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML

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By bobo - 24/04/2011 01:02 - Canada

Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML

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By Don't text and work - 23/06/2009 05:04 - France

Today, at work I got told off by my manager for texting while working. Enraged by this, I trash talked her to the new girl at work. The new girl, a.k.a. my manager's daughter. FML

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Bullshit jobs

By Anonymous - 24/03/2024 06:00 - Colombia - Corozal

Today, and ever since someone hired our new manager, she began threatening us, saying she was going to fire us because we "never work." In the meantime, she delegates her tasks, and is never available online. So, finally, our director thought she deserved a salary increase for… not actually doing her work. FML

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Jekyll and Hyde

By Anonymous - 09/08/2021 10:01

Today, I found out my "nice" boss was only nice to me for my first month. She's now started yelling at me for every little thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 10:30 - United States - Beaumont

Today, my boss threatened to fire me for killing him in Minecraft. FML

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Doortje 29

Friday 22 April 2011 19:15

Let's hope she doesn't think you're a pig.

seraphxchild 3

Friday 22 April 2011 19:15

psh best boss ever

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pinkchocolatex3 0

Friday 22 April 2011 22:28

OMG ! I love that gameee

delia_24 0

Friday 22 April 2011 22:28

I like that game :]

pitchblease 2

Friday 22 April 2011 22:34

it's a useful skill. I haven't beaten that game. it's hard.

loganator50 3

Friday 22 April 2011 22:50

challenge accepted.

Buddy360 0

Friday 22 April 2011 23:00

And I am a professional CoD: Black Ops Zombies player.

Buddy360 0

Friday 22 April 2011 23:00

And I am a professional CoD: Black Ops Zombies player.

rjensen511 0

Friday 22 April 2011 23:17

and that's bad why??? so you have a boss who thinks she's mastered a cool game, big deal! put your pull ups on like a big boy do what you gotta do and shut the f$&@ up you big baby!!!!

PassTheDutch 0

Friday 22 April 2011 23:26

you're.

cgchamp89 7

Friday 22 April 2011 23:34

haha that's awesome... very professional boss!

justmyself_fml 0

Friday 22 April 2011 23:52

she sounds awesome!

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