Break-ups and Love: Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 08/03/2010 14:35 - United States

Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML

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By goo - 10/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Louisville

Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 12:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered that I have developed an allergy to salt water on my face. Now, every time I sweat or cry, I come up in a bright red rash. I am allergic to my own bodily fluids. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, I got my first kiss. He had an allergic reaction to my chapstick, and broke out in hives. FML

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By hairy - 08/03/2012 14:30 - Serbia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML

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By poisonivyandbigfoot - 10/09/2017 20:30 - United States - Denver

Today, I woke up with a rash all across my body. Last night, my boyfriend and I got it on in some bushes, and it seems one of those was poison ivy. FML

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By Lola - 23/07/2012 04:31

Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Henderson

Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML

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By Rashbeard - 05/01/2020 01:00

Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML

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By Rawrssa - 13/03/2011 05:52 - United States

Today, I came down with painful sores in my mouth, just after having gotten over a cold. Apparently I'm allergic to the cough drops I've been eating for the past week to make myself feel better. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 00:01

Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML

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Roseicat 16

Monday 8 March 2010 20:07

Double FYL.

maskedman 9

Monday 8 March 2010 20:13

Holy hell. Are you allergic to getting dumped? If I had that type of allergy I wouldn't have survived middle school.

Comments

UrLiFsuX 4

Monday 8 March 2010 20:44

u know the body fluids can be used to fight all kinds of infections, fungus etc: urine kills athletes foot and most fungi, sperm will clear that rash right up :)

UrLiFsuX 4

Monday 8 March 2010 20:48

but post a pic so I know if your washing it in right.

mfmylifesrsly 29

Monday 8 March 2010 20:50

guys just stfu she was giving OP advice nothing wron with it. and there's no point in dissing her cause she doesn't give a rats ass ab y'all

QueenOfStars 0

Monday 8 March 2010 20:56

awww ='( I'm sorry

MacOSXpert 7

Monday 8 March 2010 20:59

You're pathetic for crying over a man.

fisheatsbear 6

Tuesday 9 March 2010 0:48

vendetta much?

Monikabug 9

Monday 8 March 2010 21:02

Seriously. Jump off the Snick-hater bandwagon. It's not cool, she will just continue to put you in you place. @Haley: why'd you go back to the black and white? I liked the last one! :)