By Anonymous - 08/03/2010 14:35 - United States

Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 660
You deserved it 3 007

Same thing different taste

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Holy hell. Are you allergic to getting dumped? If I had that type of allergy I wouldn't have survived middle school.

Comments

hwkfan1 10

maybe he wouldn't have broken up with you if you had just stayed in the kitchen no jk but that really sucks fyl

Monikabug 9

But surely people love those that prance about calling themselves "ThuhBoss," am O right? I am sure the girls go crazy over an egomaniac like you.

Monikabug 9

77 uhmmm ugly??? I'm sorry I'm not vain but I know I'm not ugly, and you deff can't call Monika ugly. you obviously are self consious if you randomly call us ugly.

ThuhBoss 0

Woah woah woah woah woah, calm down. Everything's gonna be okay. No need to get mad. My girlfriend gets mad when she's on her period too. Ugly or not, FML isn't a kitchen, so shut up and go in one to make me a sandwich, 'kay? Thank you. <3

I am in the kitchen and I can't make you a sandwich I'm cooking dinner atm djielcnsueivk

#84... I don't know you for shit but I'm fairly sure there isn't much of a difference. You don't earn any respect here for the kitchen /period jokes... Any woman worth anything appreciates a guy who doesn't put down women to act cool... I'd really like to see a pic of you before you go calling these girls ugly. I think both are attractive and I believe most others will agree with me... I thought you were a troll who would only post once and then be on his way but now you're just digging a hole... Good Day Sir...

loski87 4

well everyone is entitled to their own opinion... just because you don't think they are ugly doesn't mean someone else won't... either way it was a rude post