Health: Today, I have a really high fever and my sister thought I was...

By egged - 08/07/2014 01:41 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I have a really high fever and my sister thought I was hot enough to fry an egg on. So I'm lying in bed now, still terribly feverish, but smelling of the egg she cracked on my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 04:56 - United States - Medina

Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML

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By asstomouth - 29/05/2010 18:20 - France

Today, I wasn't feeling well, so I took my temperature with a thermometer from my sister's bathroom. I later found out that I actually used my sister's rectal thermometer. At least I don't have a fever. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 12:36 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I had a horrible case of the flu. I have a fever of 102 degrees and I can't breathe through my nose. Choosing to sleep it off turns out to be enough for my mom to call me a lazy fuck and scream at me for doing nothing all day. FML

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By bcoper - 20/02/2010 14:03 - United States

Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2020 16:58

Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML

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By StayPositive - 03/11/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 05:00

Today, I found out you really can burn down a kitchen by boiling an egg. FML

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By Laura - 11/03/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML

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By Beccarr - 01/07/2009 17:04 - United Kingdom

Today, it was boiling hot so my boyfriend and I decided to sunbathe in the garden and ended up falling asleep for a few hours. Not only is my back so burnt that I can't lie down, I also have a white hand print on my upper back where my boyfriend had left his arm while we slept. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 12:05 - United States

Today, my mom tells my sister that she is worried about her because she has a headache and feels like she might be getting a slight cold. I have had the flu for two weeks and have a 103 degree fever. I ask, "What about me?" Her response? "Stay away from your sister." FML

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Godsofdracos 15

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:30

I'll take an order of scrambled please! Is it possible to get bacon with that?

ItsMissLia 19

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:30

Try make it to the bathroom & take a nice cold refreshing shower. It'll cool you down from the fever plus rid the egg smell :) hope you feel better soon OP!

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aimzskee 30

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:47

Did that leave you feeling a little scrambled?

I_Am_Melanie 15

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:51

Did you at least get to eat the fried egg?

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 8 July 2014 16:18

I don't think I'd want fried egg that's been cooked on my skin.

itsalanis 25

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:53

So much for breakfast in bed. Depending on the age of your sister, I'm not sure if I should get a slight laugh, or be a bit more irked about it, heh.

2i1337i2iscore 13

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:53

That's an FAL-- F** Awesome Life moment right there lol

PoppyBear45 6

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:57

If you want the egg scrambled, rather than fried, just roll over. This is the new "all-natural" way of preparing eggs, though it may be unsanitary. In all seriousness, I send my best wishes that you get well soon.

conman531 23

Tuesday 8 July 2014 11:00

I like my sisters the way I like my eggs: scrambled

91hayek 31

Tuesday 8 July 2014 11:48

Next you two will be trying to boil water by sticking your head in a bucket.

kenoswild 14

Tuesday 8 July 2014 11:49

A high fever is serious. It's nothing to crack up about. hope you recovered nicely and had a shower since the making of this fml.

Crofty92 17

Tuesday 8 July 2014 13:15

Should have done some bacon with it.

stargirl_95 24

Tuesday 8 July 2014 14:00

How old is your sister? A lot of cartoons especially the older ones like Tom and Jerry or Looney Tunes used to show eggs being fried on people (or animals) who had a fever. Maybe she wanted to see if they were right?