Health: Today, I have a stomach bug. I went to go downstairs, and my...

By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 05:17 - United States - Norristown

Today, I have a stomach bug. I went to go downstairs, and my cat decided to dart between my legs, causing me to trip and fall down the stairs in a pinwheel of vomit. FML

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By Megan Snair - 01/09/2019 04:01

Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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By Fat_abott - 05/01/2012 20:40 - France

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

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By Mark - 20/03/2017 08:00 - United States - Sparks

Today, while I was vacuuming, my cat got scared and tripped me. I landed on the vacuum handle between my legs. Not walking too well right now. FML

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Classic cat prank

By Icky Foot - 24/09/2023 06:00

Today, I was walking down the hallway when I stepped in an ice cold pile of cat vomit. I was barefoot. FML

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Splat!

By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 14:00

Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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Book it!

By Kiera Ayala - 08/06/2019 12:00

Today, I got into bed as my cat crept under it. I then heard him gagging, so I instantly got back up to get him out, because my floor is carpeted. As I pulled him into the hall, he flew upwards, made a horrific "Blagh!" sound, projectile vomited everywhere, then hit the wall and ran. FML

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MysticPizza 15

Sunday 3 January 2016 6:47

"Pinwheel of Vomit" might make a good metal band name LOL

pjsr 32

Sunday 3 January 2016 6:39

That's an acrobatic act to begin the year with. Happy New Year OP!

Comments

FrostedCake 13

Sunday 3 January 2016 7:32

I can't get the image of out of my head of someone doing a pinwheel of vomit.

XxGaLaXy_HiTzxX 14

Sunday 3 January 2016 7:34

Piece if shit. YDI

mads_fml 7

Sunday 3 January 2016 7:53

Wow

MzZombicidal 36

Sunday 3 January 2016 7:59

Wtf?

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Sunday 3 January 2016 7:41

Cats are evil, pure evil.

divinorum11 11

Sunday 3 January 2016 13:33

I think you mean purrr evil. And actually, they're just philanthropically challenged.

Krycek_fml 19

Sunday 3 January 2016 8:19

you should cut out the piece of wall you puked on and sell it as modern art.

spacefish966 18

Sunday 3 January 2016 10:17

That sucks op but...I would pay good money to see that

whyisitincapital 25

Sunday 3 January 2016 11:06

Hmmm, pinwheel of vomit. It brings up quite a bizarre mental image...

skycollapsed 5

Sunday 3 January 2016 11:10

that sucks. try eating raw chili. i do this when i get stomach bugs.

tranced_ 45

Sunday 3 January 2016 11:22

cats enjoy dribbling around our legs when we least expect it! and in an attempt to not step on them we trip and fall

ssnow_fml 20

Sunday 3 January 2016 13:04

and people wonder why I'm a dog person.

latchhooker 17

Monday 4 January 2016 4:16

I have cats and dogs. The dogs love to trip me and do so more than the 5 cats combined. The joys on having a Doxie and a Beagle. I used to have bigger dogs that used to trip me too ("take out the knees" or go under me so it was like I was suddenly on a horse). My cats are more known for sleeping on my bed, my chair, or walking across my laptop. One of them likes to sleep on my shoulders when I'm sitting up (and digs her claws in if I move). She's on my bed right now.