Health: Today, I have a stomach bug. I went to go downstairs, and my...

By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 05:17 - United States - Norristown

Today, I have a stomach bug. I went to go downstairs, and my cat decided to dart between my legs, causing me to trip and fall down the stairs in a pinwheel of vomit. FML

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Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML

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By Megan Snair - 01/09/2019 04:01

Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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Surprise!

By Fat_abott - 05/01/2012 20:40 - France

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

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Stuck in the middle

By Mark - 20/03/2017 08:00 - United States - Sparks

Today, while I was vacuuming, my cat got scared and tripped me. I landed on the vacuum handle between my legs. Not walking too well right now. FML

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Classic cat prank

By Icky Foot - 24/09/2023 06:00

Today, I was walking down the hallway when I stepped in an ice cold pile of cat vomit. I was barefoot. FML

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Splat!

By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 14:00

Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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Book it!

By Kiera Ayala - 08/06/2019 12:00

Today, I got into bed as my cat crept under it. I then heard him gagging, so I instantly got back up to get him out, because my floor is carpeted. As I pulled him into the hall, he flew upwards, made a horrific "Blagh!" sound, projectile vomited everywhere, then hit the wall and ran. FML

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MysticPizza 15

Sunday 3 January 2016 6:47

"Pinwheel of Vomit" might make a good metal band name LOL

pjsr 32

Sunday 3 January 2016 6:39

That's an acrobatic act to begin the year with. Happy New Year OP!

Comments

mld4657 28

Sunday 3 January 2016 15:43

I can't get this image out of my head.. Im sorry O.P. I hope you feel better soon though. Even though I can't stop laughing.

Steve7910 6

Sunday 3 January 2016 19:07

That's what you get for having a cat

meegal 12

Sunday 3 January 2016 19:46

Dogs > cats. Dogs are the superior Pet. YDI.

Reedenator 3

Monday 4 January 2016 4:03

Just today?

gobiteme2 34

Monday 4 January 2016 6:13

Sounds like a kaleidoscope of color.

USSRNAME 11

Tuesday 5 January 2016 21:06

That would have been sick!

da_epic_failman 7

Saturday 23 January 2016 19:08

Oh. My. Goodness. ?????

ADDiva 12

Monday 1 February 2016 6:20

You may not have luck on your side, but at least you have a flair language that elicits remarkably vivid, empathy-inducing comic imagery. Bravo! Thanks for sharing your cringe-worthy moment. Hope you're well inside and out and your environment has returned to its former vomit free status. I imagine cleaning that up added insult to injury.

delichick 27

Sunday 15 May 2016 3:30

Im sorry, but pinwheel of vomit is awesome! Sorry my cats, and ones Ive had before are and were evil enough to do that - if I had stairs..I had one who was constantly under foot, everyone eventually tripped over him