By mmaarrrggoo - 04/04/2016 03:19 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I have always been terrified of stinkbugs. As I was cleaning out my horse trailer, I looked up and saw a stinkbug. In my startled attempt to turn around and run, I tripped, fell into an old plastic bin. I landed face first into a nice little pile of dead stinkbugs. FML
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mmaarrrggoo 19

the last house i lived in had a declared stinkbug infestation... i was horrified. the surrounding area was awful too. you couldn't go outside without getting hit by one flying by

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george_s_4 30

Everyone complains about how bad their Monday is but they don't know how bad other people (OP) have had it

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PoolDeadio 12

I don't think I've ever had a day that bad. Sorry, OP! Hope your Monday gets better!

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hoosiergirl94 31

I feel icky just reading this story. The horror.

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PoolDeadio 12

I don't think I've ever had a day that bad. Sorry, OP! Hope your Monday gets better!

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monkeytater96 23

I just let my cats play with and eat them.

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felicia4444 9

Omg I understand you so much. I am terrified of stink bugs!! My sister always catches them and tries to put them on me. I have to lock myself in my room when there's one in the house.

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Tarlachia 33

"Ah you think stinkiness is your ally? You merely adopted the stinkiness. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't smell the freshness until I was already fully grown, by then it was nothing to me but revolting!" -A stink bug known as Bane

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AbbytheMacaroni 9

I completely understand your fear! I had them really bad at my previous house; to the point where I couldn't sleep because they would buzz and land in my hair and face. It was horrifying! I decided to finally do something about it vacuum them. I thought I got all of them until I heard buzzing behind the curtains. They literally nested in my curtains. Needless to say, I was crying while trying my best to get all of them. I couldn't get rid of the feeling of itchiness after that for a while. Godspeed OP!

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mmaarrrggoo 19

the last house i lived in had a declared stinkbug infestation... i was horrified. the surrounding area was awful too. you couldn't go outside without getting hit by one flying by

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Damoray 8

What's a stink bug??

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False_Stupidity 41

Google is a powerful ally. Use it wisely!

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Bunnyluver 20

Why ask the internet when I can ask a real person! It's better for your social skills in my opinion.

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Tarlachia 33

What do you do when the real person says to google it? Long ago, those same types of people would've told you to crack open an encyclopedia.

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tbro47 23

Well in their defense it is somewhat hard to describe a stink bug well enough that a person that's never seen one before would be able to picture it. "They're small, green, somewhat acorn shaped with a hard carapace, and they stink obviously" but knowing all that wouldn't really help someone visualize it very well. Easier to look somewhere where they'd have a picture of it.

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camoen 4

I know exactly how you feel about them and your reaction. too bad you had to end up in a pile of them.

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ulissey_fml 22

I'll sum it up for you: Aaargh. Bing ! Stuck.

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bigdfootball97 24

This would happen in Pennsylvania haha

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