By mmaarrrggoo - 04/04/2016 03:19 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I have always been terrified of stinkbugs. As I was cleaning out my horse trailer, I looked up and saw a stinkbug. In my startled attempt to turn around and run, I tripped, fell into an old plastic bin. I landed face first into a nice little pile of dead stinkbugs. FML
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mmaarrrggoo 19

the last house i lived in had a declared stinkbug infestation... i was horrified. the surrounding area was awful too. you couldn't go outside without getting hit by one flying by

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george_s_4 30

Everyone complains about how bad their Monday is but they don't know how bad other people (OP) have had it

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PoolDeadio 12

I don't think I've ever had a day that bad. Sorry, OP! Hope your Monday gets better!

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Seeya55 31

My first experience with a stink bug; I didn't know they stunk. One crawled up on the wall beside me so I smashed it with a paper towel. The body burst, I gagged. Then came the smell. Oh my gosh the smell.

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whatthebegerk 7

Immersion therapy! Way to face your fears! Think of the money you'll save on therapy!

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False_Stupidity 41

Or in this case, face plant your fears...

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Bunnyluver 20

I had an experience sorta like that. Imagine almost walking into a tree full of brown widows...

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capnjacksparrow 7

If it has more than four legs it deserves to die

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Bunnyluver 20

Awe, I thought octopuses were kinda cute...

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Benderama 8

Where the hell do you live that there are that many of those? I have never seen one of those in my life

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mmaarrrggoo 19

delaware! a few years back right around the area i lived was awful. my house had a declared infestation. it isnt toooo bad now, but they always seem to hang out in my trailers and barn

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ghostinthebarn 3

One time I blew my nose, and it turned out there was a stink bug in the tissue. I squished a stink bug into my nose, and for days all I could smell was that terrible smell you get when you crush a stink bug. And it bit me. I wish I was kidding.

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tupe_fml 15

That's a good idea to be afraid of something that's completely harmless that you could kill with one finger

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Brandi_Faith 33

Yes, because fears and phobias are completely rational.

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worldclassrager 39

What an insecting day you had...hope it turns up

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Colerich 15

I've never understood being afraid of bugs that literally can't hurt you they just smell bad

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peckerbeak22 14

I feel for you OP!! Stink bugs are the WORST! One time I was at my friends house and we were about to go to sleep. (She lived in an attic) There was a stink bug buzzing around and it landed in my hair and I screamed and went into a panic I am literally terrified of them. It sucks that it had to happen to you but look at the bright side at least they were dead!

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