By BlootheBawss - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Spicy
Today, I have been released from jail because my idiot friends decided to get me a surprise hooker for my birthday. Turns out "Candy" was actually an undercover cop. My friends ditched me. I was the only one arrested. FML
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It's illegal where I live. And yeah, I'm working in the new friends thing.

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rein 8

Hahah hope you had a good birthday "cell-lebration" :D

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NA053193 0

Why would you even try to have sex with a "hooker". Condoms don't protect from everything...

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dopefreshh19 3

They're obviously not your friends. Dumbass !

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perminator94 5

WOw thats jacked up..your friends should of got arrested as soon as they paid for her services! -_-

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KylieG818 13

you got some good friends there....... not!

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Mojo66930 0

Well did u at least get ur moneys worth?

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theonlysweetpea 10

I hate that stuff! Talk about entrapment!

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EnEl_Infierno 15

#80 I'm really starting to hate your profile pic, you probably wouldn't get thumbed down all of time if you changed it. Just sayin.

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