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By BlootheBawss - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

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Today, I have been released from jail because my idiot friends decided to get me a surprise hooker for my birthday. Turns out "Candy" was actually an undercover cop. My friends ditched me. I was the only one arrested. FML
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Top comments

rein 8

Hahah hope you had a good birthday "cell-lebration" :D

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innerbeast86 3

they can't toss your ass in jail unless you paid her or try to get the "bang" out of his buck I do not pitty you man pay for sex the way every other guy dose pay for the dinner and the date.

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ebroski6 0

Don't drop the soap...

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stronghand0331 17

By all means, drop the soap! Live life on the edge and get a little candy in jail

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mikachu1984 6

Sooo I noticed you still call them your friends. Nice.

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lulzmylife 4

You need some new friends.

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stevieb123 7

Did u have sex with her ????????????

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abceasyas123abc 12

Best birthday ever?

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nateiztite 5

this reminds me of this one south park episode where the one cop would always wait till after he did stuff to the people to arrest them for prostitution

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AuroraAurion 0

I think it's time to get some new friends.

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