By BlootheBawss - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Spicy
Today, I have been released from jail because my idiot friends decided to get me a surprise hooker for my birthday. Turns out "Candy" was actually an undercover cop. My friends ditched me. I was the only one arrested. FML
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Bloothebawss 9

It's illegal where I live. And yeah, I'm working in the new friends thing.

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rein 8

Hahah hope you had a good birthday "cell-lebration" :D

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creedaddict 9

No means no buddy lol

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someguy314159265 15

Well, that is just wrong in every way, down to the fact that prostitution is illegal. (Even though I don't condone taking part in it, so many innocent people get sent to jail because of it.)

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mpclaw 3

Look on the bright side. What if you got naked with her and it turned out she was a boy?

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laideehawk 6

Wow, op! Some friends must die.

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justanotherhuman 21

Dear OP, Gd. Who needs enemies, eh? Seriously though, if they bailed on you and you went to jail as a result of something they did... there's really no coming back from that; it's like they looked up the definition of friendship then proceeded to do the *exact* opposite, timing and all. Need to confront each one and end your associations with them. Vengeance optional.

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