Health: Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting...

By Jobby - 30/06/2012 12:48

Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML

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You deserved it 2 715

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By yegworstdrivers - 20/12/2018 10:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 720

You deserved it 200

By meish - 05/06/2016 13:16 - United States - Chicago

Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML

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You deserved it 983

By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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You deserved it 2 249

By SickSmick - 09/02/2010 12:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

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You deserved it 3 492

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

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You deserved it 802

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By anon - 06/03/2017 00:00

Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML

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You deserved it 381

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By brown and sticky - 16/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I got food poisoning. After leaving class 4 times to poop, I sharted in the school bus on the ride home. FML

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You deserved it 205

By Will - 21/02/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I had food poisoning. I spent all day on the can. I also had a bucket to throw up into at the same time. I was sick out of both ends, at the same time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 207

You deserved it 2 769

By thompson773 - 20/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 353

You deserved it 9 796

By Anonymous - 04/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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MetallicaRules19 4

Saturday 30 June 2012 19:28

Two tampons and a plug ought to do it.

mea_iloveskiing 26

Saturday 30 June 2012 19:28

At least you're not pregnant. =)

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ThisBiatchFMLs 5

Sunday 1 July 2012 1:48

????????????????you poor thang!! ???????????????????????????????

cookie_crumble89 11

Sunday 1 July 2012 1:49

This reminds of an FML I read ages ago about a girl that got told "she's leaking from every hole"LOOOL

mandilator 5

Sunday 1 July 2012 1:50

I'd just drink everything of it and kill the flight stewards

chasestiner 7

Sunday 1 July 2012 2:03

Another reason why I enjoy having a penis

nickalamb 4

Sunday 1 July 2012 2:40

What a mess!

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sunday 1 July 2012 2:44

What did you do piss off a voodoo priestess?

TheyStoleMyPiggy 6

Sunday 1 July 2012 2:58

I'd really love to know how 200+ people thought the OP deserved this.

Kolden 11

Sunday 1 July 2012 3:00

Crappy situation.

snafu63 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 3:00

is there any other kind of diarrhea besides liquid?

jayfreeman80 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 3:03

Plug your holes and get over it you ignorant ****!!!!!! What exactly is your issue? Just looking for a bit of sympathy? Go elsewhere!!

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