Health: Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting...

By Jobby - 30/06/2012 12:48

Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML

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By yegworstdrivers - 20/12/2018 10:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML

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By meish - 05/06/2016 13:16 - United States - Chicago

Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML

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By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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By SickSmick - 09/02/2010 12:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

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By anon - 06/03/2017 00:00

Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML

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By brown and sticky - 16/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I got food poisoning. After leaving class 4 times to poop, I sharted in the school bus on the ride home. FML

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By Will - 21/02/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I had food poisoning. I spent all day on the can. I also had a bucket to throw up into at the same time. I was sick out of both ends, at the same time. FML

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By thompson773 - 20/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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MetallicaRules19 4

Saturday 30 June 2012 19:28

Two tampons and a plug ought to do it.

mea_iloveskiing 26

Saturday 30 June 2012 19:28

At least you're not pregnant. =)

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keeneh16 0

Saturday 30 June 2012 21:44

Could be worse. The plane couldve crashed.

truthbringer007 6

Saturday 30 June 2012 22:08

Sorry OP! Hope flights 3 & 4 aren't as bad!!!

BAMFefnir 0

Saturday 30 June 2012 22:12

Ouch

Listerinekiss_fml 7

Saturday 30 June 2012 22:15

Damn op what did you eat so I can avoid it. I hope you feel better though.

moneysgurl88 1

Saturday 30 June 2012 22:28

Poor you!

jbb8766 1

Saturday 30 June 2012 22:41

I'm feeling for all your holes :) hope u feel better

hockeyoceancity 13

Sunday 1 July 2012 2:21

Lets hope none of your fingers slip into any of her holes...

uni9804 0

Saturday 30 June 2012 22:45

who has four flights in one day?

unknown_user5566 26

Sunday 1 July 2012 0:19

Flight attendants. Pilots. Peter Griffin.

bmkc4 1

Sunday 1 July 2012 1:02

Maybe they are flying to another country and have to change flights several times

x_cutkiller_x_fml 6

Saturday 30 June 2012 22:59

I guess this is the hard way to lose weight.

tjstone 5

Saturday 30 June 2012 23:01

I hope you didn't have the kosher meal on the plane... one way to make the runs worst is THAT!

zombiibabii 4

Saturday 30 June 2012 23:09

I don't think I could even wish that on my worst enemy, lol. Get well soon, OP!

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