Health: Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting...

By Jobby - 30/06/2012 12:48

Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML

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By yegworstdrivers - 20/12/2018 10:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML

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By meish - 05/06/2016 13:16 - United States - Chicago

Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML

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By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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By SickSmick - 09/02/2010 12:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

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By anon - 06/03/2017 00:00

Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML

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Food poisoning

By brown and sticky - 16/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I got food poisoning. After leaving class 4 times to poop, I sharted in the school bus on the ride home. FML

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By Will - 21/02/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I had food poisoning. I spent all day on the can. I also had a bucket to throw up into at the same time. I was sick out of both ends, at the same time. FML

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By thompson773 - 20/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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MetallicaRules19 4

Saturday 30 June 2012 19:28

Two tampons and a plug ought to do it.

mea_iloveskiing 26

Saturday 30 June 2012 19:28

At least you're not pregnant. =)

Comments

martinjar12 2

Saturday 30 June 2012 21:05

Ever heard of stepping down from the flights?

theskaven 2

Saturday 30 June 2012 21:06

You win. FYL OP.

thecovert 7

Saturday 30 June 2012 21:06

Clean-up in Row 12, Row 12.

Sucks3 0

Saturday 30 June 2012 21:16

life seriously just shit on you... that sucks!

greenie213 23

Saturday 30 June 2012 21:18

Don't eat the fish!

EnterSandman_fml 20

Saturday 30 June 2012 21:53

Love the SOAD reference.

rosesong2494 3

Saturday 30 June 2012 21:26

You poor poor thing!! Whenever I get my period, I get horrible cramps unless I drug myself up on ibuprofen, so I can't even imagine what you're going through if you get even half as bad of cramps as I do. My best advice would be to take the maximum amount of painkillers you can, and try to stay in the bathroom throughout the whole flight. It might not be the most comfortable, but at least you won't have to deal with the constant annoyance and embarrassment that comes with repeatedly getting up and going to the restroom. I'm so sorry for your suffering! I would probably just cry to myself out of misery. :( Feel better!

spacemanspiff78 7

Saturday 30 June 2012 21:27

Hope you got an aisle seat

perdix 29

Saturday 30 June 2012 21:29

I'm flying today, too. Maybe we can join the Mile High Club today. You sound like a ton of fun;)

Enslaved 36

Saturday 30 June 2012 21:50

Mr. 69, you're in luck! She's probably the one sitting next to you in coach!

unknown_user5566 26

Saturday 30 June 2012 23:23

Coach? Obviously Perdix only travels in first-class. ;)

JustKittyKat 24

Saturday 30 June 2012 23:30

Sexual comment and number 69? You win. Like a sir.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 30 June 2012 23:40

I am sure perdix will claim that if you join the mile-high club with him, coach will feel like first class. I'm speaking for him since he's traveling at the moment.

unknown_user5566 26

Saturday 30 June 2012 23:56

Ah, touché, Enslaved. Touché.

perdix 29

Sunday 1 July 2012 4:59

You two are so cute thinking I fly commercial! Private jet, FTW;) The convenience and service are unmatched, but the downside is that I can't have a chance meeting with a dreamboat like the OP;)

unknown_user5566 26

Sunday 1 July 2012 5:38

Gahdamnit. Leave it to you to come up with the best possible option! But you are correct sir, you missed out on the lovely gem that is OP... Bet you regret flying private now. ;)