By Will - 21/02/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I had food poisoning. I spent all day on the can. I also had a bucket to throw up into at the same time. I was sick out of both ends, at the same time. FML
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nabzilla 0

ooft. i feel ya. i had that happen to me once. ==" horrible.

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ash92_fml 0

'wow, my life isn't ******, get over it' um, well it would feel pretty ****** at the time. sick of people like you going 'it's not an FML, dying of cancer would be an FML', the site is meant to be funny, get the **** over it. sooky little bitch.

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nabzilla 0

ooft. i feel ya. i had that happen to me once. ==" horrible.

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Skullcrusher 5

Ain't nobody givin' two ***** about that.

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slatter 1

yh I've ha that once except I didn't have a bucket :'(

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noobgang7 5

heard this before except the girl was also on her period

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joshy_boy 0

at least u had a bucket. this happened to me i had to puke on myself or poop on the floor

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albinomustang 0

boo-******'-hoo, this happens to millions of people a day. Jesus, people are ******* nowadays.

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VoodooGypsy 2

just remember to drink water, you'll get dehydrated really fast. I had this happen to me when I was 5, definitely a FML and the person isn't a "pussy".

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mmastermetallica 0

stop eating dick cheese XD

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pattheaninal 9

I'm pretty sure the story your refering to is about the girl who got sick by looking at blood and was on her period. but yeah I feel bad for the OP.

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FMLowLife 0

if (thatIsTrue){ respond(); } Ouch... well at least it wasn't explosive when you used the can...

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allanabreanne 0

no one wants to hear about your bathroom problems..

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starzchick 0

I was thinking the exact same thing. Everyone gets sick like this sometimes, either from food poisoning or the Norwalk virus. I had the Norwalk virus a few years ago and was like this for 3 days. and wow, my life isn't ******. get over it

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ash92_fml 0

'wow, my life isn't ******, get over it' um, well it would feel pretty ****** at the time. sick of people like you going 'it's not an FML, dying of cancer would be an FML', the site is meant to be funny, get the **** over it. sooky little bitch.

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miianah1 22

Look on the bright side: OP could've been a girl on her period, peeing and crying with a runny nose. All while having diarrhea and vomiting.

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staciieee_x3 0

oh you poor, poor soul. get better soon, dude =)

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Onthecountof3 0

this happened 2 me after I got my chicken pox booster shot

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aussie_girl_fml_fml 0

wow. that's effort. using two outputs at the same time

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AlcaSMT 0

Double output is fun, but not this kind!

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Bradley_Dillon 39

Double input would be too. Maybe even hexa input (; eyes & ears are overrated.

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treesdevin 0

hahaa fuckk that not me

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allmidnighteyes 10

i had it this past week. boo-*******-hoo. take some pepto bismol and get over it.

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babybubz 0

I bet you were saying FML while you were spewing liquids from both ends.. so don't act like a tough guy. hooray for ass vomit lol poor you OP.. that sucks.

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EllyH 0

We read about this not long ago, but the OP was a on her period. It sucks for you, but I think she "won" :)

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XR6Falcon 0

I'm sure everyone has suffered this at some point in their life. Suck it up and get over it.

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redracer12 0

I've never had this happen to me

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BeeHappy_fml 0

yeah me either, quit being insensitive bastards everyone.

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ringmybell_fml 0

that's gross. poor you, poopyman.

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