By sicksicksick - 19/06/2013 17:23 - United States - Lansdale

Today, I have pink eye in both eyes, the stomach virus, and a cold. I'm also sitting at work because my boss "doesn't believe in sick days." FML
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obnum 19

I'm pretty sure you have a valid excuse here. Isn't this illegal in some way?

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MsConfusedd 27

if you throw up on his desk, I'm sure he'll reconsider.

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TheLittleOnion 18

I have pink eye in both eyes too. It sucks.

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ElaborateScheme 14

I felt bad for my sister she had double pink eye double ear infection and since our school is known for always making top 20 on the schools lists it's really hard to miss class. Many of the teachers would gladly **** over kids and my sister had to fight two teachers that failed her because both didn't believe in being sick enough where you can't go to school.

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pkirkem 13

I would have just not went. Pink eye is extremely contagious, so no fml. Just ydi for going

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Rodville 28

If op works retail and especially around food then they have to let you leave per OSHA rules.

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kashers 11

I would make sure to pass the virus to him, like sneeze all over his keyboard and table and wipe some mucus on to his cup.

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