By sicksicksick - 19/06/2013 17:23 - United States - Lansdale

Today, I have pink eye in both eyes, the stomach virus, and a cold. I'm also sitting at work because my boss "doesn't believe in sick days." FML
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obnum 19

I'm pretty sure you have a valid excuse here. Isn't this illegal in some way?

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MsConfusedd 27

if you throw up on his desk, I'm sure he'll reconsider.

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JennNoVa 8

Touch & sneeze on as much office equipment as you possibly can. Lets see how your boss feels about sick days after he/she and everyone else gets sick too!

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theKevmeister 13

Give him a huge hug everyday until you get him sick enough to believe

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furbyface711 9

Rub your eyes and touch everything in his office.

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Shorty777 4

Cough all over him, and I'm sure he'll start giving you sick days.

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Llama_Face89 33

Can I call you Typhoid Mary?

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theunbeatableram 3

First of all, she is inside. Inside work. Which is the problem. If you meant inside his/her house, they couldn't. That was the FML part.

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