By sicksicksick - 19/06/2013 17:23 - United States - Lansdale

Today, I have pink eye in both eyes, the stomach virus, and a cold. I'm also sitting at work because my boss "doesn't believe in sick days." FML
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Same thing different taste

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I'm pretty sure you have a valid excuse here. Isn't this illegal in some way?

if you throw up on his desk, I'm sure he'll reconsider.

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conholio33 28

Depending on where your from you could always talk to labour relations who can help you figure out if this is illegal or not

It makes no sense for someone to have to report to work with pink eye in both eyes, which is highly contagious. I can't imagine going to work vomiting, with a cold plus pink eye in both eyes. You can't be very productive working. Frankly, I'm impressed you made it in to work at all!

Then get a doctors note fool. If he fires you for taking a day off that a practicing physician told you to take off then you can sue the holy shit out of him...

Late_night83 25

Umm, how often do u wash your hands and cook your food thoroughly? Grossness. Your significant other is probably farting on your pillow. Or your kids.

Tez122 6

lol I've actually seen this at my workplace and I work with food it's crazy but my employer would rather have us at work then being short staffed

Time to call HR and also rub your eyes then shake your boss' hand. Or share his drink. I'm sure he'll take sick days, and at least, you won't have to deal with him for a day or two.

surfergirl72 7

Biowarfare. Lick his keyboard.

beneathitallxx 15

Idc if I'm jobless by the end of the day. I'd stay home.

That's really ****** up, hopefully there is someway you can get help.