I can solve this for you op, and I gurantee this is the only thing that 100 per cent works. Hiccups are a muscle spasm, reach into your throat and touch your tonsils, the dangly bit. It sounds a little gross but it will stop it.

I feel sorry for you. It hurts just reading about it. I can only imagine the pain every hiccup brings you.

Eat a tablespoon of peanut butter works every time

Take a table spoon of sugar

I feel your pain... When I had my twisted pelvis I would randomly get hic ups that would last 10-15 minutes. It would seem to last a lot longer. Each time I let one out I would cry out in pain. I hope your cracked rips heal fast though OP.

You said it twice :P

sad panda fyl

Taking a dump is not going to be fun. Although you've probably already figured that one out. Oh, sneezing is also not fun. Good luck recovering. :)

We know was causes hiccups, it's your diaphragm having spasms. It helped us breathe back in the evolutionary days...

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