Ironic and Kids: Today, I have to attend a mandatory parenting class due to a...

By irony - 25/02/2016 15:08 - United States - Louisville

Today, I have to attend a mandatory parenting class due to a false report filed against me with CPS. My son's school play is at the same time as today's class, and I'll have to miss it so I can learn how to be a "better mom". FML

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Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2017 22:00

Today, I got reverse suspended for correcting my teacher. Now my mom has to go to all my high school classes with me for a week. FML

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By Renzy - 12/12/2012 18:32

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OK Mrs Miyagi

By poor kid - 17/08/2021 10:59 - United States

Today, I had to ban a mom from practice, which sadly meant the kid had to leave too. Several times the mom had been loud, disruptive and even rushed onto the mat because I wasn’t teaching her son the "right way". I’m a third degree black belt and I teach 5-6 year olds on my days off. FML

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Little shit

By LadyJ - 21/03/2012 00:23 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I had to tell a parent about her son kicking a boy in his class. She blamed me for not watching him. I wasn't watching him because I was turned around to care for another boy he had hit right before that. FML

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Reported!

By thatcreepyteacher - 17/02/2016 04:27 - United States - Mchenry

Today, someone called the police on me because one of my students was going home with me every day. The student is my son. FML

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xlord 27

Friday 26 February 2016 1:39

"Step 1 to being a better parent: Be there for your child, e.g. School plays!!"

OptimusSlime 23

Friday 26 February 2016 1:42

Thats unfortunate, hopefully you could get someone to record it for you, assuming it hasn't already ended

Comments

jsburn 4

Saturday 27 February 2016 0:07

CPS reports suck, because it's all someone's opinion. As long as your kids are fed, healthy, and not being molested, they usually leave you alone.

Everyone_Is_Mad_fml 5

Saturday 27 February 2016 3:53

I hate CPS so much. they are also extremely crooked in Kansas too.

xXcri07iXx 2

Sunday 28 February 2016 18:44

what cps school?

cassi2525 5

Wednesday 2 March 2016 17:43

I live in KY...the DCBS and CPS have been under investigation since 2007 here for illegally removing children from the home and pushing for adoption instead of reunification. The accusation has already been proven to be unfounded. My kids have been through evaluations (both medical and psychological) and it has been determined that they are not being abused. (Duh). However, I was still ordered to take parenting classes under threat of losing my kids to a foster home. I have filed a complaint with the state, but was advised to 'play ball' until the investigation can be completed. It is likely that my social worker will lose her job for this, but unfortunately the damage to my kids cannot be undone. (The mortification over the invasive exam, the fear of being taken away, the events I've had to miss...). This has been a nightmare.