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By MillyMan - 07/02/2012 17:58 - United States

Today, I have to follow through with the bet I lost over the Super Bowl game. I don't have a problem running a lap nude around my block, but the cops in the police station right across from my house probably will. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 01:50 - United States - Guthrie

Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2011 04:38 - Canada

Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML

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By AmberHavoc - 02/01/2013 15:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML

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By twihard - 10/09/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2013 13:43 - United States - Boise

Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML

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By Absent - 12/01/2010 05:42 - France

Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2014 05:07 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML

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Roevera 14

Tuesday 7 February 2012 22:22

Why would you make such a dare? that's crazy! Oh well. its gonna be a full moon tonight.

ygdrassil 17

Tuesday 7 February 2012 22:22

Don't make bets you're not prepared to carry out. Especially not on the Patriots.

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vivalabrett 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 8:05

That's why you bet money on the giants like I did! So while your running naked from the cops, I'll be buying tickets to a 3 day music festival.

skipzabeat 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 8:53

Go hard and go home

Nthabz 8

Wednesday 8 February 2012 8:54

Why would anyone choose the Patriots over the Giants?? I'm South African and even I know that was a dumb move. Oh well, enjoy your stint in jail. YDI

mim777 4

Wednesday 8 February 2012 9:24

Haha that's the kind of bet that kinda says . . . run

kevmo1988 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 9:45

Pats suck!!! Giants rule cuz my wife hates the pats... Whatever.

ronski 41

Wednesday 8 February 2012 13:33

Go for it, you never know - they might just laugh

lissann 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 16:27

That's what you get for being a Pats fan.

angrynegro7 16

Wednesday 8 February 2012 17:45

That's what you get for betting on the Brady Bunch. GO GIANTS!

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 8 February 2012 18:29

just do it somewhere else, where there's no police.

capnbzarr 43

Wednesday 8 February 2012 18:52

Do it at 4am, on a night when there's no moonlight.

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