Health: Today, I have to get an ultrasound at the hospital. In order...

By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 21:58 - Mexico

Today, I have to get an ultrasound at the hospital. In order to get a clear picture, I need to have a full bladder. I've been waiting my turn for 2 hours now, desperately needing to pee. There are still multiple patients ahead of me. FML

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By Stigmamma - 30/05/2021 20:01

Today, I had an ultrasound which required me to have a full bladder. I arrived on time, bladder full, only to be stuck in waiting room limbo for 40 mins. I nearly exploded. FML

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By Aciliveth - 10/06/2010 16:07 - Canada

Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML

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By I'm so wet, baby - 28/11/2014 17:27 - United Kingdom

Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML

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By sarah - 28/03/2021 20:00

Today, my parents wouldn't stop making fun of my shy bladder by camping out in front of the bathroom door while I’m trying to pee. As a result, I haven’t peed in 10 hours and my bladder is going to explode. FML

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By slaughterteddy - 20/07/2016 23:23 - United States

Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML

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By PissyPuss - 10/12/2015 21:38 - United States

Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML

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By NoPeeGiven - 14/04/2013 05:10 - United States - Palatine

Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2011 00:07 - United States

Today, as part of the treatment for my bulimia, my doctor informed me that I will not be allowed to go to the bathroom unsupervised. Meaning there will have to be another person in the bathroom with me at all times. I have a nervous bladder. I couldn't go if I wanted to. FML

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By s3xygrandpa - 06/11/2013 19:09 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML

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By jdch_99 - 03/11/2012 05:34 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML

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Saturday 24 August 2013 2:56

I would say to try and pee just a little bit, but peeing can feel so good sometimes that I know you wouldn't be able to stop.

thenewgirl29 20

Saturday 24 August 2013 3:00

Omg! I did this same test twice. It is pure torture! One time I ended up pulling over halfway to the test and running to some bushes to pee because I couldn't hold it any longer.

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mameburgess 7

Saturday 24 August 2013 3:28

how clear does pic need to b? a little blurry and some relief In bathroom may be the better option.

monnanon 13

Saturday 24 August 2013 10:54

the full bladder brings certian other organs higher up and can highlight problems in the bladder itself. ultraspund aint just for pregnancy.

Dcm210 19

Saturday 24 August 2013 3:36

I never heard of needing a full bladder

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 24 August 2013 3:42

You need a full bladder to be able to appropriately examine the uterus in an ultrasound.

museerux01 10

Saturday 24 August 2013 3:47

Just pee OP peeeeeee

MandieL 27

Saturday 24 August 2013 4:03

If your bladder is too full they will make you pee a little bit but stop so you still have a just not so full bladder. I feel for ya, this is an fyl, but this happens for everyone needing an ultra sound. Sucks worse if your pregnant and have a bowling ball pressing on your bladder.

unlucky_lucy 17

Saturday 24 August 2013 4:15

Well if you do pee blame it on you being pregnant

Vidrill 22

Saturday 24 August 2013 4:25

Ultrasounds are really frustrating if not timed right. I didn't know I had to have a full bladder, so I had to drink a shitload of water, then wait forever and then when I finally had to pee I felt like I would explode. I feel your pain,OP.

heyyitsemilia 11

Saturday 24 August 2013 4:33

I know how you feel. It's seriously horrible. you've just got to wait, I feel sorry for you. I really do.

Llamanator9913 16

Saturday 24 August 2013 4:38

I would have just gone to the bathroom anyway.

whatsinausername 1

Saturday 24 August 2013 4:39

I feel your pain. I had to go through the same thing a few months ago. It is extremely uncomfortable and they would not let me use a restroom. I was ready to hurt someone. Hope all turns out okay.