By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 21:58 - Mexico

Today, I have to get an ultrasound at the hospital. In order to get a clear picture, I need to have a full bladder. I've been waiting my turn for 2 hours now, desperately needing to pee. There are still multiple patients ahead of me. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

I would say to try and pee just a little bit, but peeing can feel so good sometimes that I know you wouldn't be able to stop.

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thenewgirl29 20

Omg! I did this same test twice. It is pure torture! One time I ended up pulling over halfway to the test and running to some bushes to pee because I couldn't hold it any longer.

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jackzana 13

I believe #9 was taking quotes from another FML. Hence the seemingly unnecessary quotations.

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ManInTheMachine 19

1. No, 9 wasn't quoting another FML, they were highlighting their puns. 2. Learn to use the reply button.

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Shrike 23

Have you READ the stupid-ass comments on this site, 22? It'll turn anyone into a chronic grumpy ****. Take it from me.

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SarMarJo 17

Because we all secretly hate our lives and we take it out on strangers to feel better. ;)

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Jjimen1654 9

Agreed 22, and 25 even if youre beign sarcastic, i believe it's very true.

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jackzana 13

Actually there's an FML that uses the same puns thank you very much.

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ManInTheMachine 19

I wasn't angry, 22, just being blunt. But as Shrike said, being on this site for a while and seeing the sheer amount of stupidity makes you less tolerant and patient of certain things. But my apologies to them, regardless.

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ptoka 20

13, every pee related FML uses the same puns. They're overused and rather annoying.

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FML_4life_ 8

Good luck with that...

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FML_4life_ 8

Jk, it will be alright OP.

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hydroponiclovee 4

My doctors always had me drink a cold beverage to get the baby moving, but never made me hold it in. I feel like they're playing a joke on you.

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hcollins1 18

Am I the only one that doesn't understand this comment? 'Drink a cold drink to get the baby moving, but never made me hold it in'. I may be more tired than I thought. Can someone care to explain?

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monnanon 13

drinking cold fluid to apparently stimulate the baby (just drink coffee lol) depending on the scan you dont have to hold it in for every scan.

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Reesienpiper 4

Ask for a cup... Your bladder shouldn't have to wait. Plus, you're speeding up the process.

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soullyfe 33

Um... speeding up the process of what exactly??? O_o

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hcollins1 18

You don't necessarily have to be pregnant to have an ultrasound, and OP never clarified. But then again, I've never been pregnant and I'm assuming what OP has posted is what you have to go through when you're getting an ultrasound when you're pregnant?

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yeongji 31

You should have went to the washroom and released some of the urine. It is difficult to not let it all out, but it is possible and it would have made the wait less tedious.

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TheSouffleGirl 6

Congrats? I can't say I've been in your position.

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olpally 32

Just go... That's dangerous to your health.

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kdm_km1 19

I would be so PISSSSED off :-)

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olpally 32

You tried way too hard... Joke is over used anyways

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Larry01_fml 19

stay strong op. I've been told to pinch it shut before

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