Health: Today, I have to get an ultrasound at the hospital. In order...

By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 21:58 - Mexico

Today, I have to get an ultrasound at the hospital. In order to get a clear picture, I need to have a full bladder. I've been waiting my turn for 2 hours now, desperately needing to pee. There are still multiple patients ahead of me. FML

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By Stigmamma - 30/05/2021 20:01

Today, I had an ultrasound which required me to have a full bladder. I arrived on time, bladder full, only to be stuck in waiting room limbo for 40 mins. I nearly exploded. FML

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By Aciliveth - 10/06/2010 16:07 - Canada

Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML

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By I'm so wet, baby - 28/11/2014 17:27 - United Kingdom

Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML

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By sarah - 28/03/2021 20:00

Today, my parents wouldn't stop making fun of my shy bladder by camping out in front of the bathroom door while I’m trying to pee. As a result, I haven’t peed in 10 hours and my bladder is going to explode. FML

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By slaughterteddy - 20/07/2016 23:23 - United States

Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML

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By PissyPuss - 10/12/2015 21:38 - United States

Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML

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By NoPeeGiven - 14/04/2013 05:10 - United States - Palatine

Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2011 00:07 - United States

Today, as part of the treatment for my bulimia, my doctor informed me that I will not be allowed to go to the bathroom unsupervised. Meaning there will have to be another person in the bathroom with me at all times. I have a nervous bladder. I couldn't go if I wanted to. FML

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By s3xygrandpa - 06/11/2013 19:09 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML

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By jdch_99 - 03/11/2012 05:34 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML

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Saturday 24 August 2013 2:56

I would say to try and pee just a little bit, but peeing can feel so good sometimes that I know you wouldn't be able to stop.

thenewgirl29 20

Saturday 24 August 2013 3:00

Omg! I did this same test twice. It is pure torture! One time I ended up pulling over halfway to the test and running to some bushes to pee because I couldn't hold it any longer.

Comments

TecheyTim 14

Saturday 24 August 2013 7:48

Lady, you've been punked.

CHUBBYninja 18

Saturday 24 August 2013 8:26

Think about sex it prevents the urge to pee. I'm not lying.

militarybrat 21

Saturday 24 August 2013 8:28

Hope you dont get a uti from it. Fyl

yellowaholic 25

Saturday 24 August 2013 9:34

Just go pee and drink a lot of liquids, if you're anything like me you will have a full blatter in no time.

alfred07 18

Saturday 24 August 2013 11:25

I had a similar experience one time that they wanted to look at my kidney. I know how it feels OP.

Chewiebhz 15

Saturday 24 August 2013 11:32

If you drink about 10 or more cups of water your bladder will fill in about 20 minutes (been there, done that) that means you can wait until there there are only 2 patients ahead of you and start drinking water again. Next time go pee, wait until there are only 2 and start drinking water again.

chosha_fml 26

Saturday 24 August 2013 13:25

Hope the waiting room doesn't have a water feature. If you wait too much longer, maybe you'll become the water feature.

ImpracticalJoekr 9

Saturday 24 August 2013 14:52

When I was pregnant that was the worst torture. I have a weak bladder as it is, and being pregnant made it worse. When the techician started pushing on my stomach, it was so much worse. I would have just peed then started drinking right after.

krapula 4

Saturday 24 August 2013 17:20

Must be a lot of pregnant people by you. When my wife and I went I'm earlier this week to get her first ultrasound done, there was no one else there. Walked right in and got it done. According to the directions they gave her when she made the appointment, it said she had to have an "uncomfortably full bladder"