By KRW - 03/03/2008 14:56

Today, I have to have lunch alone because I'm on a business trip. I go to McDonald's, grab some food and sit outside. School is out, and Ronald McDonald arrives with a bunch of kids, points at me and says, "Look kids, Mister here has no friends, he has to eat alone!" FML
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revolvearoundme 15

Well that was a dick move. I some how feel you missed an opportunity here though to either ruin an asshat's day, make a bunch of kids cry, or make a lot of money. Could have probably even hit the trifecta.

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TriangularBanana 8

If it makes you feel better, you are alone because you are on a business trip. McFuckFace over there is working as a clown for a fast food place.

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JohnnyWake0 13

I smell a worldstar moment brewing

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Pinkbun17 9

At least you're not the jerk wearing the clown suit. He only was a jerk to you to make himself feel better.

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Mortoli 30

well i hope you complained to his boss about that. that is a huge dick move and hes teaching those kids basically bully techniques thats wrong anywhere and if i was his boss id fire his ass on the spot. you just dont say that kind of crap to kids no matter what its about... someones weight someones looks or even if ones alone its just not something people should point for kids. unless he brings up, for your case alone, the fact that one shouldnt be alone and asked if they could sit with you to teach respect and kindness. however in this day and age of stupidity i doubt that happened so i would seriously get that joker fired immediately its not something kids should be hearing, especially young kids its showing its okay to bully or somethin along the lines.

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