By KRW - 03/03/2008 14:56

Today, I have to have lunch alone because I'm on a business trip. I go to McDonald's, grab some food and sit outside. School is out, and Ronald McDonald arrives with a bunch of kids, points at me and says, "Look kids, Mister here has no friends, he has to eat alone!" FML
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revolvearoundme 15

Well that was a dick move. I some how feel you missed an opportunity here though to either ruin an asshat's day, make a bunch of kids cry, or make a lot of money. Could have probably even hit the trifecta.

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TriangularBanana 8

If it makes you feel better, you are alone because you are on a business trip. McFuckFace over there is working as a clown for a fast food place.

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Badkarma4u 17

Why would you give a damn what anyone who wears floppy shoes and a red nose for a living says. Dude works at Mc Donald's. Tommorrow he's going to say "do you want Fries with that". You win.

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Death69 24

I would've replied: "Hey look kids. This is the job you get when you're a lowly pedophile, with no redeeming qualities." Then, start a slow clap. And keep it going, even if I am the only one clapping.

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usmcinfantry0311 8

i agree with that 100% then pay one of the little kids to kick him in the McNuggets

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TeacherTeacher 11

Write a letter to McDonald's telling them what happened. I don't advocate complaining all the time and I realize the person in the costume was probably a kid, but that's bad.

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metalcrazed 21

You can do that online now,this little diva who work's a Burger King was being a rude little diva and she actaully got fired and the sent me a coupon thing for free food.

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bad_boyfriend 10

So in France even Ronald McDonald is a dick

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Cauldroup 13

This seems to be from 2008! Wtf?

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MidnaLink 33

New update. You can now see FMLs from all over the world, from completely random times.

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justingug76 14

If it would have been me, I would have just walked up and kicked him in the McNuggets. JS

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SubaruWRXSTI 16

You could have reminded him that his job was to dress up as a clown for minimum wage, while your company sends you to stay in different places.

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Knoro 6

What a prick! Way to encourage bullying and plant seeds of insecurity in small minds regarding their lunch arrangements. You should go back and complain, get him sacked.

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CubanCatastrophe 14

Though I am going to be hated, I think the joke was to make the OP laugh as well just to joke around especially for a busy business man. think of it that way. seems alot nicer than to plainly humiliate, especially with alot of kids present.

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Fairyjoshy 13

How does "He's eating alone because he has no friends" translate into a joke meant to make him laugh?

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CubanCatastrophe 14

Hey OP, you posted this in 2008. How is it in the latest feed with recent ***** given??

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