Kids: Today, I have to pack for tomorrow's family vacation. For one...

By toriforever - 05/07/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I have to pack for tomorrow's family vacation. For one week I get to be stuck in a one bedroom cabin with my alcoholic father, bipolar mother, and two much younger siblings who have a passion for screaming. FML

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paintingflower14 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 9:04

Dammmm that really sucks, im sorrry! i know how you feel, i have a little sister 10 years younger, she also has a passion for screaming Good LUCK

buckfasthero 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 9:27

Pack whiskey for daddy, prozac for mummy, duct tape for the critters and a nice bag of weed for yourself.

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rubyliu8420 7

Wednesday 7 July 2010 6:45

first of all 20 u r smoking hot, second I think it's time to run away op.

kewldubz 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 6:48

25 couldn't be more right.

becca80 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 11:26

wow op we have the exact same family issues fyl for sure

drummergirl1 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 3:58

and this is a time for therapy lol .... how does that make u feel

adrie2ne 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 7:11

Wow ur like the only normal one in ur family

MitcheII 0

Friday 9 July 2010 12:15

good luck

Sazzers 0

Friday 9 July 2010 12:22

Don't go and enjoy the silence?

toriforever 0

Friday 9 July 2010 20:14

she's diagnosed.

moon21_fml 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 3:28

waka waka!!!!

MashPotater 0

Monday 12 July 2010 5:36

Dude, suck it up man, atleast you still have a father to go on a vacation with, and atleast he is only a drinker and not a drug addict

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