Kids: Today, I have to pack for tomorrow's family vacation. For one... - FML

By toriforever - 05/07/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I have to pack for tomorrow's family vacation. For one week I get to be stuck in a one bedroom cabin with my alcoholic father, bipolar mother, and two much younger siblings who have a passion for screaming. FML

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paintingflower14 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 9:04

Dammmm that really sucks, im sorrry! i know how you feel, i have a little sister 10 years younger, she also has a passion for screaming Good LUCK

buckfasthero 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 9:27

Pack whiskey for daddy, prozac for mummy, duct tape for the critters and a nice bag of weed for yourself.

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bakedlaxer3 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 4:03

dude, just scream louder than them and they'll get all pissed off and stop.

thespoonybard 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 5:00

just be sure to pack a gun, so you can shoot yourself. problem solved.

aylin495 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 2:22

our family have that alike except my mother the alchoholic and my stepfather is the bipolar and the screaming kids are my nephues whom i see everyday

Consequences 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 12:01

Should have suddenly fallen ill.

xXDubbleChic 11

Sunday 25 July 2010 19:20

had to thro the same this last month

Southernbelle45 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 6:03

I know how u feel I have 3 younger sibs, an alcholic father and VERY Strict mother..

herreraadriana12 0

Friday 30 July 2010 13:19

i know how it is...... im 13 with 2 younger brothers, one is 8 and the other is 2. both have a passion for screaming, crying, kicking, and throwing things at my head. the 8 year old just recently gave me a black-eye, so i called him a ******, and im the 1 who got in trouble! ill pray 4 u lol

YuriKitty4Evz 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 19:47

yeah i know how that is. it really sucks!!

ilovefall10 21

Saturday 16 October 2010 22:06

i know how you feel... i to have a bipolar mom ( well she acts like it ) a half-brother who is also probably bipolar ( he can be happy one moment and suddenly get angry the next) the only normal one in this house is me and my dad ... but of course he has to work at the night shift and sleep all the next day so am pretty much alone..

dajon221 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 15:09

great now all you need is marshmallows beef jerky and uncle kieth and it'll be a real hillbilly cookout

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