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By cb - 25/11/2013 18:58 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I have to spend the whole day in a moving truck with my dad. He had beans for dinner, and it's too cold to crack open a window. FML

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By PlzSendBlankets - 27/06/2016 02:00 - United States

Today, marks three days since I was supposed to follow the moving truck to my new home. Instead, I got super sick and my dad drove away without me. I've been laying on a dog cushion the entire weekend because my bed is 500 miles away. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my dad stumbled home drunk at closing time and woke the whole house with a bang by attempting to heat a tin of baked beans in the microwave, without removing the beans from the tin first. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2015 23:08 - United States - Sherwood

Today, I had to sit in a three-seat truck between my dad and his best friend on a 4-hour trip to Detroit. It was great, besides their incessant crude jokes and stories, including chafing ball sacks, and naming their new radio station, "Chicks With Dicks Radio." FML

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By crippled - 08/07/2014 08:40 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML

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By mazzer - 04/01/2012 02:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad had a day off and was 'bored' so he decided to move our entire kitchen into our living room. We now have no running water, no oven that works and the entire house is a bombsite. He has an entire week off. FML

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By ambled - 24/12/2011 20:04 - United States

Today, I had to share a car with my dad and stepmother. My stepmother managed to get hammered at lunch and spent the hour-long car trip drunkenly mistaking the heating controls for the radio. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2014 21:30 - Iceland

Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML

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Move, bitch! Get out the way!

By FlatFoot - 05/10/2017 07:00 - United States - New York

Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML

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By vikhelios - 30/01/2010 18:45 - France

Today, my heating broke. It's 22 degrees outside, and my father won't let us call someone to fix it because apparently the cold helps the soul grow. FML

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Man's gotta have his biscuit

By Anonymous - 11/11/2023 23:00 - United States

Today, despite him having a truck and plenty of food in the house, my lazy dad woke me up early and forced me to get him a cup of coffee and a biscuit from the convenience store. They only had sausage biscuits. When I returned, he shot me a dirty look, ripped out the contents of the biscuit, and ate only the bread. FML

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kyu_Q 19

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:09

I farted in my car before getting out of it today. came back a few hours later and the smell had mutated. I feel your pain OP

perdix 29

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:21

Hypothermia is a more pleasant death than ass-phyxiation by fart gases.

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LeatherEmporium 7

Tuesday 26 November 2013 1:59

It's never too cold to crack open a window if it means avoiding sudden death from bean farts.

xxshukakuxx 9

Tuesday 26 November 2013 2:12

crank on the AC!

cryssycakesx3 22

Tuesday 26 November 2013 2:54

the magical fruit.

StellaNox 16

Tuesday 26 November 2013 3:37

Oh, that blows ;-)) fyl

WorstLifeFML 3

Tuesday 26 November 2013 3:56

Lol be strong

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 26 November 2013 4:00

Get a really really big pine scented air freshener and have your dad sit on one.

YeahBuddy4322 9

Tuesday 26 November 2013 4:13

*cleveland voice* Ah that's just nasty!

alria_storm 11

Tuesday 26 November 2013 4:18

Beans, beans, they're good for your heart the more you eat, the more you fart. The more you fart, the better you feel, so eat some beans with every meal!

McPickleStache 10

Tuesday 26 November 2013 4:23

I'd just become a turtle by pulling my arms and head inside my shirt, warm and hopefully no smell

EvilLittleMan 23

Tuesday 26 November 2013 4:39

You have to admit your father came prepared, the truck is all gassed up.

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