By cb - 25/11/2013 18:58 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I have to spend the whole day in a moving truck with my dad. He had beans for dinner, and it's too cold to crack open a window. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 079
You deserved it 4 083

Same thing different taste

Top comments

kyu_Q 19

I farted in my car before getting out of it today. came back a few hours later and the smell had mutated. I feel your pain OP

perdix 29

Hypothermia is a more pleasant death than ass-phyxiation by fart gases.

Comments

the farts will heat you up, crack that window!

MzZombicidal 36

#15, why in the world would you try to make an FML about farting into something about children without fathers? Yes, it's unfortunate for them but this really isn't the time for that...

Pinkfun69 4

Now that's what I call a Dutch oven.;-) now that funny right there!!!

For some reason I think that was intentional...couldn't you put your window down a bit?

wildflawas 6

don't get worked up. hes only passing the nutrients to you. i bet you wont need anymore food today. fyl

A father isn't a father unless he dutch ovens his children at some point in life.