By clash - 28/11/2008 06:30 - France

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Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML
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tpike1296 11

with a name like "beiberfever" you arent!

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fourzerofour 0

I haven't ever had sex in 19 years. Shut up.

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SaturnE_fml 0

So go find them, and then get laid.

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bluemaizeman13 0

I'm gonna guess off means expired and #34 is pretty. I'm 13 and I haven't had sex. so all is not lost.

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xXSamPerezXx 0

haha, 34, your attracting 12 year olds. but you an I can talk, I'm 15 and love slipknot

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teh_uber_muffin 3

Liking Slipknot doesn't mean you have any taste in music, and I'm pretty sure hitting on people over similar musical tastes is a bad idea.

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bluemaizeman13 0

slipknots cool but I like metallica and disturbed. I feel Joey jordison is overrated. his drumming isn't very complex and btw I'm 13

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TheNeidermayer 0

What the **** did that have to do with anything about this FML?

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Yocomedy12 0

of course your 13, that explains why you like slipknot :D

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zebrapattern 6

what does this mean?

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sara122010 4

What I don't understand, is that so many people come on here to make fun of other people: why? Isn't the whole point of this website to share little incidences that are a bit ****** up so that other people can feel better about their life?

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JuliaDragonNinja 0

hey im 12 and ive lost my virginity! does being raped count? bc thats how! i had to get an abortian

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ArielTheMermaid 17

life isn't about sex. go play some video games and stop whining

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Lucysmom1 0

Yea I don't get it

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