Love: Today, I heard a girl telling her friend all about her boyfriend,...

By Kelly - 12/08/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I heard a girl telling her friend all about her boyfriend, John. They talked about the grocery store that he works at, and that he drives a nice yellow mustang. My boyfriend's name is John, works at that same grocery store, and drives a nice yellow mustang. FML

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Same thing different taste

By ouch. - 08/12/2012 10:44 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML

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Coincidence?

By WhiteLiar - 04/03/2010 01:26 - United States

Today, I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says, "Yeah drives a big white truck, rides dirt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated for four years. FML

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You deserved it 2 756

By LockandKey - 24/02/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that did another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML

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You deserved it 28 283

By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

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You deserved it 4 037

By shockedgirl - 16/01/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 737

By anon. - 03/01/2011 11:37 - New Zealand

Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML

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You deserved it 3 087

By Anonymous - 27/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML

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You deserved it 6 581

Surprise

By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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You deserved it 4 500

By kikinemo - 16/01/2010 21:05 - United States

Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML

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You deserved it 43 665

By kat - 21/02/2012 09:53 - Reserved

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 060

Forever2204 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 23:05

dump his ass FYI

caancoha 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 23:05

Find out her dad's name, where he works, and what car he drives.

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PrincessPink123 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 5:29

omg u shuld have totally bitch slapped her! I totally wuld have bitch slapped her and then called her a f***** ugly **** lol is that too much? lol ;)

DareToDream7 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 11:05

You guys are retarded, it is obvious that her boyfriend is cheating on her with this girl, its HIGHLY unlikely that there is a guy who works with her boyfried with the same name and the same car, and her boyfried never mentioned it. And he doesn't have a TWIN with the same name, same car, and same job. Seriously people, some stuff is this obvious, there isn't always a secret meaning or some strange coincedence for this, it's obvious and all of you who can't see what is CLEARLY in front you are RETARDED. Jesus ******* Christ. And OP, sorry your boyfriend is a prick, you don't deserve that and it sucks you had to find out this way.

diegomanguelo 5

Wednesday 13 October 2010 1:56

I feel sorry for John because he's got hell coming his way

Sam_13161821 0

Monday 18 October 2010 6:35

Small world!

SpazzyJazzy325 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 23:07

coincidence?? I THINK NOT!!!!!

Ryan11adidas 4

Thursday 19 May 2011 20:40

I ******* hate people that cheat!!! They are ******* pieces of shit! I am so happy I found the most incredible girl in the world! I am sorry about your dirtbag boyfriend!