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By Kelly - 12/08/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I heard a girl telling her friend all about her boyfriend, John. They talked about the grocery store that he works at, and that he drives a nice yellow mustang. My boyfriend's name is John, works at that same grocery store, and drives a nice yellow mustang. FML

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By ouch. - 08/12/2012 10:44 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML

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Coincidence?

By WhiteLiar - 04/03/2010 01:26 - United States

Today, I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says, "Yeah drives a big white truck, rides dirt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated for four years. FML

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By LockandKey - 24/02/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that did another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML

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By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

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By shockedgirl - 16/01/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML

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By anon. - 03/01/2011 11:37 - New Zealand

Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML

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You deserved it 3 085

By Anonymous - 27/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML

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You deserved it 6 581

By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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By kikinemo - 16/01/2010 21:05 - United States

Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML

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By kat - 21/02/2012 09:53 - Reserved

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

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Forever2204 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 23:05

dump his ass FYI

caancoha 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 23:05

Find out her dad's name, where he works, and what car he drives.

Comments

ThespisTx 3

Friday 14 August 2009 10:01

I have trouble with this grocery store employees driving mustangs... seriously?!? How far is you're but in debt.

iamthesuperbetch 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 23:02

haha YDI for living in nebraska....it is full of hillbillies!!! worst place in the world! seriously it is in the middle of the whole US and it still is lame as hell!!! eff nebraska amen.

A_pr3tty_bitch 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 1:48

THATS ****** UP I WOULDVE GOT UP AND SAID I KNOW YOU NOT TALKING BOUT MY MAN JOHN IN THEN IF SHE WAS WHICH ITS OBVIOUS AND WE WOULDVE GOT TO TALKING AND WE WOULDVE HAVE BOTH CAME TO JOHN IN DUMP HIS ASS

missadeline_fml 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 4:22

so you told the girl that you guys had the same boyfriend right? if not that was totally dumb move.

Hockeylover87_71 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 23:14

irony :)

PICKLESTICKLE 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 21:39

i strongly agree with iamthesuperbetch nebraska sucks you suck. however, ur mom was pwnage last night, just letting you know.

PinkDahlia 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 3:21

I bet he had a twin and never told you.

Sorrytohearthat 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 3:18

Did you kill the bastard/kill the bitch? But then again the girl might not have known that John was with you aswell. So just kill they guy. What a prick.