By moosemay - 06/02/2016 11:42 - Germany - W?rzburg

Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML
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bwoolf96 21

Most skunks carry around baseball bats these days so I'm not surprised he was better armed than you

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syki 22

Pepe is always looking for love in all the wrong places.

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BlueBaronBitch 22

How did the skunk get in your garage though?

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The_Unlucky1 19

Well that must have stunk. *bu dum tss*

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Ayasha_fml 12

Never bring a bat to a stink fight...did you still smash him in retaliation to his retaliation?

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AScooterman 12

Guess he made a real stink of things.

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ssnow_fml 20

This is why I live in America, I can take a gun to investigate strange noises, not a baseball bat.

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False_Stupidity 41

And you still would've come off second best.

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Garnetshaddow 30

Yeah. You would have had to clean it up and your entire house would have smelled like skunk explosion for a month. It could have also been your neighbors cat or your dog or anything else you actually didn't want to shoot. Idiot.

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Brandi_Faith 33

And this is exactly why there are so many accidental shootings/deaths from guns in America. Someone thinks there's a robber in the house and goes out all nervous with a loaded gun, fires before he really gets a look at who it is, and finds out too late that his kid got out of bed to get a glass of water.

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Bragi 12

Those fart squirrils are a bitch, OP.

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914smv 18

haha this is funny. I love raccoons. They are so curious.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

You do realize skunks and raccoons are different, right?

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tastychickens 13

I'm sorry the noise in your garage ended up being a skunk. My boyfriend and I live in Edgecombe County, North Carolina where there is a never ending supply of dead skunks on the roads. It's a daily thing to see and smell them. Once he and I were loading the boat to go fishing and in between trips in and out of the house, a skunk sprayed our doorsteps that we had to take to get out of the house. He and I were stealing his dad's internet one night (ours was to be repaired the next day) and a skunk came up to the doorsteps sniffing around. Once our dog had a scuffle with a skunk and got sprayed.

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