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By pritch44 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 924
You deserved it 4 133

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Lol. Time to contact a vet; they usually know how to deodorize. A vet specializing in exotics or maybe even a ferret shelter could possibly point you in the right direction. Just by all means, call them; don't just drop in >.<

don't let dogs know where they are. they tend to always get sprayed when they are around which is not fun espicially If they are a house dog

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samanthadude 0

Lol FYL op, I heard taking a bath in tomato juice gets rid of the smell.

dude WTF that's so nasty all 6 you would need to bath in like gallons of tomato juice to get rid of the smell

Actually Tomato's don't work... at all. There's not much you can do for the stench.

I call bull, you could have ran before they all conspired to line up so they all could have a squirt at you

mmmmm... you smell that ? thats the smell of a fail :)

cydnee 0

awwwe flower loves you :) if anyone gets that they'll be my new best friend

awwwe flower loved you :) if someone gets that they'll be my new best friend. (this might be a repeat my first attempt didnt show)

ahhhh you got it :))) new best friend :)

nice Bambi reference. Flower's cousins sound like little bastards though

get into alot of beer, soposedly beer can mask it... then again you would smell like your drunk or having a hangover... FYL

MrCalves 1

you had the lawn mower. you could have got swift revenge if you catch my drift

sweetcheeksjvl 0

skunks "let's ambush this ************!" spray...lmao fyl op that really does suck

is your name kate ? first you have 8 kids then 6 skunks. kate + 14 now.

caitlynnbby 0

That is HORRIBLE.... I feel like throwing up when I smell one skunk... But 6? Haha. Sucks.

sleepyhungry93 0

in response to 4 do people seriously just have enough tomato juice to fill a bathtub lying around the house? this isn't sarcastic I'm actually wondering 0_o

LMFAOwned 9

Operation: Gas You Out Complete Sorry OP it had to be done xD

holy crap, yeah, it does smell like crap

ths guy at my job who is from africa saw a skunk when he had recently move here from home and he totally went like "here kitty kitty"

holly shit... you have to spray them and use gas it helps tottaly

lmao! Wow im so sorry OP lol that sucks

NvG439 0

I discovered that my dads ranch is inhabitet by bears but I'm sure a broken arm and deep cuts and a broken spine by a ******* bear is not as bad as getting spraid by a skunk, this is no fml! quit being a pussy

baybaylover1 0

so mow over the skunks that will show 'em

hey #10 candy is dandy but sex won't rot your teeth