Miscellaneous: Today, I heard a student in the class I assist having trouble...

By TingBarter - 09/07/2009 15:00 - United States

Today, I heard a student in the class I assist having trouble with a download. I walked over and showed him how to save to his flash drive, and how to use 7z to unzip said file. I then found out I'd just assisted him in downloading a half gig of porn during class. FML

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By Scapegoat - 17/11/2018 13:30

Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2020 17:58 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, during my Zoom PTM my teacher screen-shared his Chrome tab, in which he had opened porn instead of the presentation he had to open, and now mom wants to change my school, where I've been studying in for past 10 years. FML

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By tenniemo - 10/08/2019 14:00

Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML

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By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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Not so tech savvy

By holliefall - 02/06/2009 08:42 - United States

Today, I called Tech Support because the computer program wouldn't let me open files for my online classes. After an hour, and being walked through the downloading process multiple times. There was a pause and he said, "You're a fucking idiot." and hung up. It still won't work. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2016 16:23 - United States - Albany

Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML

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By Thewatcher - 22/10/2014 08:09 - Mauritius

Today, I tried to download some network-monitoring software for the office as I suspect that one of my staff has been constantly downloading torrents. It wouldn't download because someone was using all the bandwidth. FML

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By notyouraverage - 03/04/2018 19:00

Today, I was doing a PowerPoint presentation in front of my whole class, when I accidentally clicked on the folder that has zillions of pictures of my crush. He's one of my classmates. FML

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By hb1 - 04/06/2016 18:15 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML

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deja54 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:42

The internet is for ****.

drano 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:43

You guys realize, that when you download a .zip file, you can't really see the contents until you unzip it. That's what this guy did, and when he unzipped it, he found the **** stash.

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kitkatblondie95 0

Friday 10 July 2009 2:24

dude, why wouldn't you ask what he was downloading first!

eeee93757 0

Friday 10 July 2009 2:59

Why do you and others really think that the kid would admit he's downloading ****? Kid: "Can you help me download this file? I don't get it." Teacher Assistant: "Sure, here you go..." TA: "But first, what are you downloading?" Kid: "Oh, just some ****, because it's not like I'm too young to legally view it or anything like that..." TA: "Oh, yeah, I love ****! It's not inappropriate or unprofessional to be watching **** during school!" Kid: "Why are we wasting our time? Let's watch it!" This ain't the freaking 1950's, why does everyone think that the kid is just going to tell him that he's trying to download ****?

aquarius6 0

Friday 10 July 2009 2:51

go u

Tsukasa_fml 0

Friday 10 July 2009 2:52

That's where you learn the things they won't teach you in school. BTW props for having 7z installed on school machines.

spillproof 0

Friday 10 July 2009 3:21

You should watch it with him

Pink_ElePhant88 0

Friday 10 July 2009 3:32

LOVE avenue Q :D

eric780 0

Friday 10 July 2009 4:00

half gig=500 mb=like an hour

RIKANA 0

Friday 10 July 2009 4:11

well that sucks, how did you fined out? RI

rell55555 0

Friday 10 July 2009 4:14

wish I had a teacher like you

LP95 0

Friday 10 July 2009 4:38

YDI for using 7-zip winrar is better

Lonely_Lez 0

Friday 10 July 2009 5:22

I agree!

ChetSteadman 0

Friday 10 July 2009 21:48

agreed

spirited_away33 0

Friday 10 July 2009 5:54

still, the OP could have asked the kid. i know he probably wouldn't have said, "oh, i'm trying to download ****," but he would have said something. maybe the OP would be able to tell that the kid was lying by his answer. ehh you're the teacher.