Miscellaneous: Today, I heard a student in the class I assist having trouble...

By TingBarter - 09/07/2009 15:00 - United States

Today, I heard a student in the class I assist having trouble with a download. I walked over and showed him how to save to his flash drive, and how to use 7z to unzip said file. I then found out I'd just assisted him in downloading a half gig of porn during class. FML

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By Scapegoat - 17/11/2018 13:30

Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML

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Technologically challenged

By Anonymous - 27/11/2020 17:58 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, during my Zoom PTM my teacher screen-shared his Chrome tab, in which he had opened porn instead of the presentation he had to open, and now mom wants to change my school, where I've been studying in for past 10 years. FML

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By tenniemo - 10/08/2019 14:00

Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML

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Getting some action

By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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Not so tech savvy

By holliefall - 02/06/2009 08:42 - United States

Today, I called Tech Support because the computer program wouldn't let me open files for my online classes. After an hour, and being walked through the downloading process multiple times. There was a pause and he said, "You're a fucking idiot." and hung up. It still won't work. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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Infected

By Anonymous - 05/09/2016 16:23 - United States - Albany

Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML

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By Thewatcher - 22/10/2014 08:09 - Mauritius

Today, I tried to download some network-monitoring software for the office as I suspect that one of my staff has been constantly downloading torrents. It wouldn't download because someone was using all the bandwidth. FML

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By notyouraverage - 03/04/2018 19:00

Today, I was doing a PowerPoint presentation in front of my whole class, when I accidentally clicked on the folder that has zillions of pictures of my crush. He's one of my classmates. FML

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By hb1 - 04/06/2016 18:15 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML

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Thursday 9 July 2009 23:42

The internet is for ****.

drano 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:43

You guys realize, that when you download a .zip file, you can't really see the contents until you unzip it. That's what this guy did, and when he unzipped it, he found the **** stash.

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xxXChiiXxx 2

Friday 10 July 2009 6:09

The internet is really, really, great.... FOR ****! >:D

jewelzgalore 0

Friday 10 July 2009 7:13

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned..."

jadakorn 0

Friday 10 July 2009 17:49

i don see wutz wrong with it...i do that in every class

thatrocker 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:04

for some reason, i saw that coming as soon as i started reading this fml. well, at least ull be their favorite teacher from now on

XanimalloverX 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:14

Obviously your schools computers are easy to hack into bc no school would let students have access to innaporpriat sites

Brettersson 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:51

or maybe it was downloaded off one of the thousands of sites that aren't blocked, and given a name that isn't stupidly obvious, it's pretty easy to get around a school's content filter, I used to have a text file that was a list of working proxies, it was pretty long too

eeee93757 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:58

That's a big 10-4, Roflcopter

relief_fml 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 1:11

why the hell are you all assuming that this kid raised his hand and personally asked the teacher for assistance in unzipping the **** file? why would he bring attention like that to himself? the FML says "i heard a student in class having trouble w/ a download"... so that probably means the kid was telling his friends or other students he needed help. not the ******* teacher.

Buuured 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 3:17

i wish i had you as a teacher

pietastesgood 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 9:35

Why didn't you check what he was downloading?

SysRq_ 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 11:11

I'm not sure who said that you can't check the contents of a zip file before unzipping, but that's just untrue. Hell, I even have a plugin on my Mac that lets me Quick Look the contents of zip files.