By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 08:25 - United States

Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML
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ctlnaaia71 8

you r a f*cking asshole.

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Frickmetinajenks 0

I hope people say that abput you when YOU die. That's a shitty thing to say. YDI.

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Ninjafriends 1

Funny how you proved yourself to the be real asshole neighbor. She didn't have to look deep... your soul is shallow and small.

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orangeooninja 0

go shoot yourself you ******* dick. how about you die? do everyone a favor.

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Shorty_Shaza 5

I hope your 'asshole' neighbour comes back to haunt you for the rest of your life.... :)

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Rick_S 3

Oh, look. Your "asshole neighbor" had one too. Now his wife is left to deal with you. Have some compassion. All life, whether an assholes or not, has some value, and you should learn to respect the loss of it.

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stevenmx86 7

"Today my asshole neighbor didn't die. Fml" -Op's neighbor's wife

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Shorty_Shaza 5

I hope your 'asshole' neighbour comes back to haunt you for the rest of your life.... :)

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Shorty_Shaza 5

I hope your 'asshole' neighbour comes back to haunt you for the rest of your life.... :)

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