Animals: Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was...

By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 08:25 - United States

Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML

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By Jedi2500 - 15/02/2012 23:53 - United States

Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2012 10:38 - United States

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

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By unknown52 - 02/12/2011 02:02 - Netherlands

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

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By Oops - 02/11/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, I was at a party and saw an old friend from college. I went up to her asking how she was and how her family was. She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago and started crying. I told her that he was an ass anyway and that she didn't need him. Turns out he died. FML

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Today, I was painting my new house when my neighbor introduced himself. Mid-conversation, he said, "The lady who lived here was nice, but just couldn't get over her husband hanging himself in the garage. Or her son shooting himself in the basement." I'll never sleep again. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 04:01

Today, I heard that my crush’s dog had died. For some reason, my first instinct when I saw him was to say, “Oh my god, I heard that your dog died!” He started crying. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 12:38 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

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By CoolStoryBro - 29/03/2013 08:23

Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 05:40 - Egypt

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

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Monday 10 January 2011 16:04

you r a f*cking asshole.

Frickmetinajenks 0

Monday 10 January 2011 16:12

I hope people say that abput you when YOU die. That's a shitty thing to say. YDI.

Comments

Lady_Zydrate 1

Tuesday 11 January 2011 3:06

I think you just became the most hated person, not only in your neighborhood but on FML! Good job, asshole!

portablecupid 3

Tuesday 11 January 2011 3:59

Looks like you're the asshole neighbour.

ttyl99 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 4:12

you are so cold hardered have a touch of sympathy. this isnt your fml its hers

sgrocker 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 4:24

I could def see the same thing happening to me. hilarious.

Deabells 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 4:51

she probably wasnt looking deep into ur soul,she was probably trying to find ur soul. Although I understand ur excitement over the removal of a giant thorn in ur ass,there is an appropriate time&place for everything. Next time,if ur dumb enough to say it where unwanted ears may be listening,then own up to it and stick to what u say,otherwise ur not only going to be considered an asshole but ur also going to be looked at as fake,heartless, whimp,etc.

scott_m319 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 5:33

Wait, I'm confused... which of you was the asshole?

thatswuzup 4

Tuesday 11 January 2011 5:47

I feel ya OP , I live in a great neighborhood but we have a neighbor who came over and just beat the shit outa my dad for no reason. I wish he died

Sammara 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 6:04

Dude, I'll agree that there are many people who would be doing the world a favor by kicking it. But, you never say that stuff in public! You say it in places where you know no one would care, or you keep your damn mouth shut.