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By Anonymous - 16/09/2015 11:25 - Germany - Felsberg

Today, I heard my boyfriend telling a female friend that his ex was so gorgeous and out of his league that it made him feel inadequate, and so he now only dates within reach. She told him he's hot enough to have anyone he wants. 30 seconds later they were tongue-deep in each other's throat. FML
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interesting33 36

Sounds like a line to me, to get that girl to fall for him. I'm so sorry OP - you can certainly do better

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tishtashbat 16

I actually wasn't expecting him to get off with the friend, thought the FML was that he didn't think his gf was gorgeous/as gorgeous as the last girl :/

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FalloutScrolls 25

I often wonder how people like that can live with themselves.

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imerichello 18

It's ok, you can find someone much better and someone who actually respects you and love you for who you are

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Guitargod446 11

No, no, it sounds like a **** opening. Except I don't think OP got in on that.

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Sphanz 17

Two options: Dump him. Or get even. (Kiss another guy in front of him). That way youll be even with eachother. But if it happens then it's not okay.

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InfiniteSecret 20

So basically the options are act like a mature person or act like a child

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