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By failed dad - 25/06/2014 12:30 - Greece - Athens

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML
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Top comments

Gunman9998 7

Disown him! Who doesn't like BACON?

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Comments

FiFiLovee 26

But.. its Bacon.. Why would anyone turn down Bacon?! >_

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football98_fml 20

Im sorry OP, may God put him back on the right track. Amen

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a2dox 12

I'm not a fan of bacon either. For all of you getting ready to down vote, just think.....that means there is more bacon in the world for you!

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A7XCamaro 19

I agree with you, I really don't understand why everyone love bacon so much.

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winchestinalock 21

Just because your son has different tastes doesn't mean you did something wrong! so what if he doesn't like bacon?

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Cynical_1 26

You're obviously one of...them! We're watching you! lol

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horneyhic 15

Because bacon is the food of the Gods. And to not like it is sacrilege

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Fas4wd 13

What the bloody hell are you on about??

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GentlemanBastard 15

I don't get the whole bacon hype. I like bacon just fine, but sausage is where it's at!

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